@ConnorEatsPants Wealth, fame, power
Jeffrey Epstein, the King of the Pedophiles, attained this, and everything else the world had to offer
And his dying words drove countless politicians to the seas
You want my list? You can have it!
I left everything I gathered together in one place!
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