I am making this tweet as written consent for someone to take my corpse when I die and play megalovania with it on a giant piano like the danganronpa execution, if you are a cop and you see someone playing megalovania with my body, please ignore it, as this is my dying wish
2-7 Time and time again, allies do nothing but lie to your face. They wear a facade of friendship but just beneath the surface they can't wait to see you fall. Is there meaning in this ceaseless cruelty, or pure malevolence? What do they stand to gain from beyraying me so?
A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.