Your new Emergency

🐶mom. Palliative advocate.☕Addict.
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I'm kinda funny but it's only my thoughts

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

In case anyone forgot

NURSES ARE NOT SUBORDINATES OF DOCTORS, WE ARE COWORKERS OF A INTERDISCIPLINARY TEAM

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

I'm just ready to quit my job and watch VPR and Housewives full time, can that be my job?

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Came out to my mom finally, got the love the sinner not the sin excuse but apparently she still loves me 🤷

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Nothing like another day in the hellscape of the USA. How befitting the court would strip rights and punish the struggling on this our birthday weekend

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@paris_wilson714 @crystal_quade @prideforMO Because it's almost like abortion is a medical procedure that doesn't need your opinion. You wouldn't tell a breast cancer patient they can't have a mastectomy because it's your opinion 🤡

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

@paris_wilson714 @crystal_quade @prideforMO As a Missourian, you don't speak for me or my body. Abortion is healthcare, you don't want one than don't have one 💁

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

@TransNursing 💯

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

@BrooketheOstomy Calling the fuck out and escalating to HR

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

The amount of labored breathing and slamming of doors in this public bathroom is freaking me out, you ok Joplin?

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Nothing will ever come off as more bizarre to me than yesterday when I had to give care to a patient that had a full CAPR helmet on and portable machine to filter it. Like, a normal mask is just fine bro

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Like 2 cups of Greek pasta salad and 4 Oreos post work is 💯 balanced diet

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

@bone00afide Inserting a Foley would probably be called torture and invasive 🫠

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Just found out my work bestie killed herself Friday and just found out in my email during my shift. Check on your nursing friends and tell them how much you love them 💜

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Thank God it's June, how else will I know what companies are 🌈 in my LinkedIn inbox without those gay logos?

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Real life, how the fuck do tele nurses put up with this shit? Im dying on cardiology with 5 pts 😂

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Super bummed I'm gonna float the entire last week of this contract. Oh well, still get paid 😂

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Nothing upsets me more than people just randomly ringing the bells on an oncology floor or center, like why would someone have the audacity to just ring something unlabeled like that?

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

@ElizabethBanks -next time you need vague St.Louis locations, please hit me up cause I live in STL dive bars -cocaine bear was ELITE

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

@MOlibraries Does @JayAshcroftMO know how libraries worked cause as a kid who spent every summer at the library, I made it out without being exposed to anything illicit, now my CHURCH YOUTH GROUP, def saw some shit and was harassed. Not my library though, loved them 💜

[Your new Emergency @kradical13]

Ugh I fucking hate my state

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A Missouri man threatened a grocery store worker with his gun because the meat department was closed and he wanted steak. He claims the gun use was meant to communicate: “I need you to help me to get a couple of these steaks. I’m not going to hurt you.” https://t.co/orKCURAlsZ

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Not a fan of having to see everyone's face now at work, gonna keep my mask on cause y'all didn't see my double chin for 3 years and not starting today 😂