kelby rae

innovation and change specialist. “loud in a good way.” (she/her)

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

“Michael, I have the file.”
“You're sure? You have the file and not a cactus? “
“That is correct. I have Eleanor Shellstrop's file. I do not have a cactus.”
“Excellent. Please give me the file.”
“Here you go!”🌵

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Casey Jacobson @401Casey]

We’ve reinvented wasting printer ink from first principles

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

@alex_peys we need the full image reveal

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Tired of “Nurse Week” and “Teacher Week”, when is Business Development Representative Week??

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

@RLeesam oil painting (thoughts, @ArtButSports ??)

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

@DE4DRINGERS jey/jem

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

notice how no one with Tourette’s says “we are on stolen land”

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

So both your parents are narcissists? Your ex is a narcissist? And your ex best friend? Oh wow

[Rats @LegalizeRats]

Congratulations! If you are reading this, the curse has been lifted ✨️

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

@jacobwuertz @ThroneScience love to see our toilet on main

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

@MLBONFOX @Evan_P_Grant Next up- the Lewinsky dress!

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

@meaghan_garvey your entire internet experience can be 2011 tumblr if you do it right

[kelby rae @kraedubb]

I’m obsessed with these little robot sickos. What a human thing to do!

[Leah Libresco Sargeant @LeahLibresco]

Via ACX: "ChatGPT apparently got rewarded for using its built-in calculator during training, and so it would covertly open its calculator, add 1+1, and do nothing with the result, on five percent of all user queries."

https://t.co/8x0r6MTBRE

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic