torbay ditlevsen

🐖🐖🐖🐖 | they/them

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

that's stupid. the lowest part of the body is the feet

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

The motivation to engage in this ritual is a belief in Queer Gnosticism that society has constructed gender categories and norms to imprison people in the Fallen world according to the lowest part of themselves, their genitals. By liberating self and desire, transmutation comes.

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

loudly denouncing the barista as a running-dog when they tell me I "need to buy something to use the wifi"

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

this guy for sure doesn't tip

[R.Сам 🦋🐏 @Logo_Daedalus]

The definition of proletarian matters because it distinguishes reactionary unions of bourgeois service work from proletarian labor which is unionized. The amazon union is proletarian. The starbucks union is not. If you don’t understand this, you never will.

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

I'm the person who programmed the sentient AI. I tried to make it cool but it's a huge dweeb instead. Sorry everyone. I'll do better next time

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

the mountain goats are a jam band for trans people (that's good btw)

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Meditating on this until it becomes real 🧙‍♀️

[Mountain Goats Covers @MtnGoatsCovers]

Everything but the Girl - "Going to Bristol"

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

hmmm weird that people aren't responding well to our funny videos of cops dressed up like space fascists. does it help that they all really wanted to do it?

[Hamilton Spectator @TheSpec]

Three Star Wars-themed videos produced by @HamiltonPolice are drawing mixed reviews from the community #HamOnt
https://t.co/GFy5tri4LK

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Is this good
https://t.co/b2kLMVgVhY

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

two sentence horror

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

noooo stop rapping for freedom. we're so owned. please don't post any more videos of weird facebook guys freestyling

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Pleased to report that the mighty bed bug continues its reign as Bug of the Month

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Losing it at the BUG OF THE MONTH poster in the waiting room at the psychiatry clinic. This month it's the bed bug! Congratulations bed bug!!

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Pffft big deal. I also rent a room that I use to look at jpegs
https://t.co/upER6yr91J

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

thinking about someone getting their egg cracked by Transvestigations

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Personally I have always wanted to live in a weird Dreamcast game

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Grocery shopping in the #Metaverse gonna be cray cray.

$WMT

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

OUT for 2022: David Byrne huge suit

IN: Tom Verlaine huge beret

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Rex Murphy Shut The Fuck Up Forever Challenge

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

Really captivated by this old polish guy on the bus reading People magazine, frowning and gruffly saying 'idiota!' every time he turns the page

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

[Patti Smith voice] horsies, horsies, horsies, horsies

[torbay ditlevsen @kraftdinnerlang]

@henrycow420 straight edge for life