KraftEasyMac

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

Nothing will turn you into a gumpapotamus faster than becoming a manager.

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

I wish places had a “view live” button on Google that would show you what the current vibes are like there.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

THINGS I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN:

• Driving at night

• Leaving my house at night

• Driving in the winter

• Leaving the house in winter

• Driving

• Leaving the house

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

Idk if Biden should have pardoned Hunter or not, but watching old white pundits say, “now Trump can do whatever he wants” like Trump wasn’t going to do whatever he wanted anyway is ridiculous

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

Anyone else think it’s strange that despite Trump winning, we’re seeing absolutely nothing about Ivanka this time around?

[Elizabeth Pancotti @ENPancotti]

nothing screams cutting inefficiency quite like co department heads

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

One thing I don’t understand about this denaturalization talk is that if someone has renounced their prior citizenship when they naturalized in the US, they’re just left without any citizenship. Same issue with ending citizenship by birth. Where exactly are they supposed to go?

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[Marquis Govan @MarquisGovan1]

Missouri voters remain weird. Supporting abortion rights and paid sick leave, increasing the min wage and then voting for politicians who are diametrically opposed to both.

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

Today’s fun travel experience was having Shaggy’s “Wasn’t Me” come on while having an English afternoon tea in Spain.

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

One of the things I like about traveling is experiencing very unexpected things in places you might not expect to experience them… for example, listening to Cardi B’s “Kodak Black” during breakfast at a tiny Parisian cafe.

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

Sorry, Energizer. Should have bought the rights immediately after Centene dropped them. It’s CITYPARK forever now, regardless of how many millions you spent. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Chris @citehchris]

i always hated the show bar rescue. like what do you mean you need to fix the shitty dive bar that over pours its drinks and the bartender gets drunk every shift? that place is beautiful already

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

@saintlouismayor So excited about the Green Line but having the Russell stop would make using it much much easier for the folks in my neighborhood!

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

Literally the only airport I’ve ever had to sprint through to try to make a connecting flight.

And I missed it anyway. 😭

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

The atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5k"

[Chris @citehchris]

when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better

[KraftEasyMac @krafteasymac]

Is Nick D a child? Sure. But Hannah doesn’t need to be that mean to him. Good god #LoveIsBlind7