Kral

'Life is an island of here and now in a dying world.'
@cigsandwich

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[Kral @Kralspaceman]

I'm going to pin this tweet.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Is anyone ok?

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

If a Chicago bartender has never offered to buy you a shot, you're definitely an asshole.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

My kink is passing electric divys on my bike.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Ever think about how many celebrities are wearing their retainer right now?

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

I was today years old when I learned you ask 'who is it' instead of saying 'come in' because there are always evil spirits about.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We are not shutting down again. Ever. We don't care how bad this shit gets.

[Neal Dandade @NealDandade]

When I go out on the town with my boys in our masks we call that a mask man date 😉

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

The lizard man gnaws at the ligaments of the soul.

[Charis Books/Circle @chariscircle]

1/2 “Societies never know it, but the war of an artist with his society is a lover’s war, and he does, at his best, what lovers do, which is reveal the beloved to himself, and with that revelation, to make freedom real.”

Happy Birthday James Baldwin!

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

The Damen-Diversy-Clybourn intersection has become left turns on red only.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Listening to authority does not absolve you from responsibility.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

What if we kissed in the @Criterion closet?

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will be too tired. I am going back to bed.' Toad went back into the house.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

What if we kissed when fascism destroys America.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Really wish I could show you all the funny tweets I see on here.

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

💍

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Look at these incredible openers!

[Cigarette Sandwich @CigSandwich]

Tomorrow night! 9:30pm @the_annoyance we’ve got standup from @alidrapos and Sarah Dirks , solo from KJ Snyder, sketch from Meggie and Laura and sloppy home construction from @cigsandwich ! The return returns! $10, free for students!

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Look at this human being human. Let's shame the human human. I for one would never be caught being human. Consumer robot, send tweet.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

I always assume I'm imposing when I text.

[Kral @Kralspaceman]

Some days life is one big quick change.