Kartik Ram

global traveller, cricket fan, life long learner of artificial intelligence techniques to solve complex problems

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket He said the same thing about Porkis sugar daddy China in the same sentence

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket Indian world bank chief recently gave a tuition to porkis on how to avoid begging to IMF

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@a_AffiJ @IsraeliPM @a_AffiJ tum hamare pani rokhoge o hum tumhare saas rokh denge? pani to rukh gayi paaijaan

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket Danny boy crying so hard. Even die hard Porki fans now have stopped responding to his tweets. How is king babar these days?

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket yes ICC umpires always favor Pakistan

Pakistan menu for tomorrow -
1. Fantastic SL tea at colombo airport
2. Drone delivered afghan Naan and Kabab at Lahore airport

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket Pakistan menu for tomorrow -
1. Fantastic SL tea at colombo airport
2. Drone delivered afghan Naan and Kabab at Lahore airport

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket Pakistan team qualifies for Colombo airport. They will be served fantastic SL tea. Afghan drones will deliver fanastic naan and kabab after landing in Lahore.

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@daniel86cricket SL tea is said to be fantastic. Pakis are being served fantastic tea before going home.

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

@MonaAlamm You realize those rivers flow towards Pakistan? Nobel prize award for being lower riparian state deciding to blow up dam of the upper riparian state as self defense. Indians are shocked because our neighbours are dumber than even we expected

[Courier Mail Sport @cmail_sport]

🥊| "When an opposition team loses all four tosses, their captain, seven players through injury and still spank your regal backside down you’ve got problems."

@craddock_cmail pulls no punches analysing Australia's fourth Test loss: https://t.co/c8qYj12uTM

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Well, the Ashes are staying Down Under. Australia were just too relentless and England were too far back. Headingley was a miracle, it should have been 3-0

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

#sushmaswaraj the other big confusion is the need for filling up the document "Affidavit in Lieu of Originals" when you have the originals at the time of submission with you. If PM Modi wants to simplify documentation these rules by consulates do the reverse

[Kartik Ram @kram202]

#sushmaswaraj The #OCI process couldn't have been more complicated. The website and instructions are extremely hard to follow. The checklist on the website does not match what consulate is expecting. I saw 5 people in a row including myself who had to return for missing document