Mr Mark

I was born on a kitchen table which explains why I am a bit left off the shelf. Borneo. COYS!

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@Glenn_Diesen @rulajebreal Will NATO really defend its member nations? It would mean Rutte having to give up filet mignon for boiled spuds. Some nations can be sacrificed,

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@TheSunFootball Just call it New Trafford

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@livescore You mean they are doing a Tottenham. See you in 17th place next season

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@MattWallace888 When the US invade Greenland, they are less likely to shoot or kidnap a pretty young leader as opposed to a middle-aged male leader. Good move Iceland.

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@Alex_Oloyede2 Didn’t the US and Israel just attack Iran? Didn’t Israel just invade Lebanon? Didn’t the US kidnap the President of Venezuela and his wife?

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@Mediasparkhub1 @SilentlySirs Video is fake / AI edited created to generate hate against Messi.

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@DaniMayakovski @georgegalloway She’s as ugly as a cat’s arse

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@FisicoImpuro @KarlreMarks One of the goals of the tournament so far.

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@FabrizioRomano Booo!!

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@LastWordOnSpurs Yes but Rafa has an unsettled history … inconsistent, doesn’t trek back, an attitude issue? and no premier league experience.

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@Danny_McMoomins @England There’s a war on in Ukraine? Thought it was just a military operation.

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@England If these two click together, we’re on to a winner.

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@KMbappe @CiceroMax1 Whatever it is, Paraguay are out of the world cup and we won’t hear from them for another 4 years. Where is Paraguay again?

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@andresiquiroz @KMbappe Sir, stick to playing with your balls.

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@SeppBlatter @saifuddinabd The thing is - what can anyone do about it? The emperor has requested. The one who bent the knee has granted.

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@footballontnt @MacaesBruno If the USA lose to Belgium, what other action will Trump take to overturn the result?

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@fmtoday If the USA lose to Belgium, what other action will Trump take to overturn the result?

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@Glenn_Diesen @georgegalloway Norway also cheated Malaysia of its navy defence missile system after she had paid for it. Ok, global priorities change and if you were prevented from selling it to a foreign country, at least return some of the payment.

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@johnrich Didn’t the British have their Harrier jets do this way back in the 1980s?

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@Capitana_espana Good idea for short flights of one hour or less. Maybe include a leaner to park your bum.