Normally my tweets are much funnier. But that is because the staff at Twitter helped make my tweets better. And now they are leaving twitter. I'm sorry this is so bland.
An 8 point buck has abandoned his electric scooter and is jumping into the Scioto River.@MasonMillhouse@Emillington2023@whalen_n21 . Please remember not to abandon your scooter in the middle of the sidewalk.
@MasonMillhouse@Emillington2023@michael_kramer4@whalen_n21 Well the math is proving to be difficult, so I will go a different route. Dogfight football involves wearing blue jeans which as generation z you probably don't own, and going shirtless, which obviously gives me a huge advantage. You might just want to concede.
@MasonMillhouse@Emillington2023@michael_kramer4@whalen_n21 Hmmm....since 1988...I'm doing the math on this.... something sounds fishy. As soon as I figure out this quadratic equation to figure out how old you would have been in 1988 I will conjure up my response.
I'm pretty sure we did not need a telescope to come to this conclusion, Please notify others about this. @michael_kramer4@whalen_n21@MasonMillhouse
Telescopes reveal why Neptune is more blue than Uranus
https://t.co/sPwyotxzjC
@michael_kramer4 Who would have thought, that the Brighton crew would spur Elon Musk to engage in a hostile takeover of Twitter. Way to go Bulldog Twitter posse! Looks like there might actually be a takeover of Twitter!