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sausage has a better floor but bacon has a higher ceiling

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Honestly don’t even want a phone anymore. Give me an iPod shuffle and two 40s , I wanna be free

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I might be the most handsome guy in this taco bell and that is NOT a brag.

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Just stole my girls phone so I could block the rizzler, some people we just don’t stand a chance against.

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If Sam Hauser gets a ring I’m gonna cry, the Celtics bench deserves a swift justice at the hands of Martin Luther Irving jr

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⚠️ Dune 2 Spoilers ⚠️ it was really cool when Timothee chalaspace Jesus dropped that line “dune 2 others what you would dune 2 yourself” im also hearing this is Austin butlers most terrifying villain performance since Elvis

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Doing my part with an honorable 3 finger in the spiked egg nog.

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If a girl ever “soft launch’s” me I want someone to hard launch me into a volcano and call it a day.

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The amount of back sweat at the office this week is simply unbelievable, representation matters ❤️

[Violence @nixsane]

a man took me bowling and didn’t even bother tryna teach me he just smoked my shit unapologetically

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Bamhurger

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Sorry for the crypto spam my account got hacked. Back to the usually scheduled programming.

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Suckin down on chili dogs

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Unrelated, I’m down $400 shooting dice. I am so happy.

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Mom took me to the casino and there was not a single PokeStop, I’m so mad.

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@pauladeen420 Chicken Philly fully loaded from Jersey Mikes hbu

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*Hitting on a girl at the bowling alley*

Me: hey shawty, you’ve got nice taste, I have the same pair of shoes 😏

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@Brian_Cahill26

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Swedish Chef: Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk.

Me: Thank you, chef.