Krampus

The Holiday Devil. @santaclaus brings gifts as rewards for good children; I bring torment for the rest

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@KellyannePolls I somewhat agree! @KellyannePolls is more of a complete disgrace than an absolute disgrace. I do agree with the point that @KellyannePolls has NO credibility. That one is spot on.

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Hollywood has finally decided to make a movie worth watching https://t.co/bLO9RNtGNj

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Another season of torment is upon us. Where did I put my chains?

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Time for some last minute holiday shopping:
Rusty Chains: ✓
Birch branches: ✓
Burlap sacks: ✓
Reindeer: ✓
Funnel: ✓

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Don't despair, it's not from any of @santaclaus's first string reindeer.

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All that terrorizing and flogging sure wears a demon out. Now to celebrate with some schnitzel and a piping hot mug of reindeer blood.

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I traditionally hand out coal and birch-branch floggings. That seems so old world. Perhaps I should modernize my techniques. Suggestions?

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Gearing up to do @santaclaus's dirty work.