Kellen

[Kellen @kranahan]

Pure happiness is when ALL the kids go to school on the same day. #sickseason #whenisitgoingtoend #happiness

[Kellen @kranahan]

@leahranahan Dear Mama,

We appreciate all of your hard work and sacrifice over the years. You have been an amazing role model to myself and the kids. We’re excited for your next professional chapter! We know you’re going to succeed at anything you put your mind to.

Love,
Dada and the kids

[Kellen @kranahan]

My wife murdered a non stick pan making Philly Cheesesteaks. #GoPhillies

[Gabe @925mlbfan]

ALBANY: evacuation warnings about to go out. Should be an AC Alert.

#AlamedaCounty #Berkeley #Fire

[Kellen @kranahan]

DAVE PORTNOY IS A BITCH. @barstoolsports

[Kellen @kranahan]

Can Elon Musk buy DMV and make it better?

[Kellen @kranahan]

Arcade Fire is the modern day R.E.M.

[Kellen @kranahan]

Check out this music video by @lilyslatemusic when you get a moment. For the last 2-3 years, Jeff has poured his soul into this album. Proud of what he’s accomplished and can’t wait for his creation to be released to the world next week!

https://t.co/si86OZwXC0

[Kellen @kranahan]

The Bill’s Mafia throwing dongs! #nfldildo #billsmafia #dong

[Kellen @kranahan]

I get my wife back now! #superfollows #timetocelebrate #ineedsuperfollowers

[Kellen @kranahan]

@leahranahan hello

[Kellen @kranahan]

@jennylsq Lastly, Arcade Fire - no cars go (ep/demo version).

[Kellen @kranahan]

@jennylsq I’m in 3.5 hours of a 9 hour drive to San Diego by myself. Please play Woods - Moving to the left. Holla at your boy! #i5tweets #siriusxmu #tweetingwhiledriving

[Kellen @kranahan]

Or The Dig - I already forgot everything you said

[Kellen @kranahan]

@jennylsq or Mac Demarco - nobody

[Kellen @kranahan]

Today is the only day of the year that I will allow U2 to be played. Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!

[Kellen @kranahan]

Crunchy peanut butter > creamy peanut butter. It’s not even a debate.

[Kellen @kranahan]

@PamelasProducts I’ve had 3 boxes of Whenever Bars taste like soap. 2 others were fine. Is there a reason for this?

[Kellen @kranahan]

PB&J ALERT: You are now classified as a psychopath if you put jelly on before peanut butter.

[Kellen @kranahan]

Pre-cut bagels are extremely underrated, in my opinion.