saint ravioli

|she/her| residential tweed, CEO of pelvis, boat angel, lu(goob)brious

[saint ravioli @kranstonio]

@PostMalone When mom says u can go ghost hunting

[rae @devilbears]

if i was a deer i’d also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Negative pregnancy test spotted on the asphalt. Spring is here and the ladies are outside

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[shayIa 🗡 @bog_VVitch]

being a magnet for whimsy is not all fun and games i have no fucking idea whats going to happen any time i leave my house
yesterday an old woman stopped me in my tracks to show me a handmade marionette with my likeness that she had in her van you have no clue what its like

[tumblr @tumblr]

PHAN CONFIRMED IN BIG 2025

[Hasty @hastyttv]

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

[g @34rths]

We need to say Yayyy everyday so that humanity doesn't die

[saint ravioli @kranstonio]

watching my 6 on campus like I’m being hunted for sport

[hannah 𓆩♡𓆪 @saintsforgurls]

cant even do public executions by audience vote and set a guy on fire and birth a ventriloquist dummy and get kidnapped and stabbed and blown up by a suicide bomber dressed as a clown anymore because of woke

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

when i see a gift horse..... if i can be so honest, first thing im looking at? baby its that mouth.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[saint ravioli @kranstonio]

do men not know that u can tell when their jewelry/ nail polish/ strangeness is performative? ur not even a real freak u FAKER

[JD Class @jonahalmost]

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/