Krantanium

I ain't crazy, i just say shit that's crazy to crazy people to make them believe i'm crazy so they can relate to me.

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@jdaboss24 @JayDanielsMVP @JohnDoranTV Coleman should be Center anyways.

And @88CeeDeeGreat that’s rich coming from a cowboys fan lol. One season removed let’s dump on these guys even though see haven’t been to one since the turn of the millennia

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Times are trying. Egg prices are high.
When Danny DeVito offered, we shouldn’t have denied.

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All these snowflakes at the capitol protesting the certification smh I thought we were better than this…

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@Simplet10696477 @DrEricDing Chill out snowflake, it’s just a joke

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@drjay984 I went to a creed concert this year before the kid. My Own Prison hit extra hard

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2023 was cool because we all collectively decided to come out of the Creed closet.

Unless you guys were doing it ironically…you guys weren’t doing it ironically right?

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@OscarEnjoylife @realdarkromance @CollinRugg @margommartin Haha you people are delusional

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Thread about how buying Chef Boyardee elevated to me threatening people at the grocery store with a gun.

*Getting funny looks from other shoppers as I buy Mini Raviolis - they may not have been doing that I was high and paranoid*

“I’m a doomsday prepper… I have a gun”

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@Anti_Biden_Dems Unemployed but paid? That sounds weirdly like employment.

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@MarySmy94970711 @BrianonFb @tetelestai @goddek @HowardStern Poor, uneducated areas

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If evolution is real then why does sunburn exist?! Only god would be that fucking stupid

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Finding out the hard way that “I’m happy to give you time back” is not an appropriate thing to say in the bedroom following a premature emission.

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@pntbutternKELLY H8r

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@CollinRugg Wow so crazy. What a revelation. Get a life you fuckin nerd

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Ever notice how the Supreme Court is always receiving oral but never giving?

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@heidiannem @Grain_Cycles @jamindaysky @cjchap17 @sacresoldaten @CollinRugg @KathleenWinche3 Educate yourself white trash qween

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@Raymo72135972 @jamindaysky @cjchap17 @sacresoldaten @CollinRugg @KathleenWinche3 No wonder your wife left you

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@Grain_Cycles @jamindaysky @cjchap17 @sacresoldaten @CollinRugg @KathleenWinche3 Cops are a communist structure

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@Grain_Cycles @jamindaysky @cjchap17 @sacresoldaten @CollinRugg @KathleenWinche3 Do you support the police, Dale?

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@jamindaysky @cjchap17 @sacresoldaten @CollinRugg @KathleenWinche3 And one day soon democrats will have majorities in every state via cities and then we can work towards actually fixing this problem instead of treating human beings like political pawns