Fullmetal Pessimist🖤

hi mrs. coleslaw I'm sorry I murdered your husband. "the theme is one thicc bihh". elizabeth roth is my wife.

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

If you're having a bad day here are cute pics of my dog💕 or if you're having a good day he's perfect regardless🐶💛

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@RothElizabeth @MollithCarooy I thought you hated it too! Lately I’ve been going to the belt at least once a week, let’s all go together😋

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Watching the Winter Olympics

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@RothElizabeth If not we’re virtually poppin

[Funguy🍄 @Richard16831532]

Fairly large birch polypore from today’s walk. Chihuahua for scale.

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

I finally feel like using Twitter again after 7 months✌🏻

[Josh @lMONFlRE]

Acting like you guys weren’t part of the problem

[B @BumbleBeeBrenna]

LMAO this is very accurate. I’m the one on the right who wishes she could be the one on the left

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

I don’t know where I got the confidence to keep chopping my bangs but they are getting closer to micro every time and I can’t stop

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@ems_94317 Virgo-Aires💀we have the same rising (Leo)

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

The people that are like oh I never cry I haven’t cried in years are wild.. i can’t understand. I am sobbing watching a T. rex documentary

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@RothElizabeth 😭 can we have a party yet??

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@RothElizabeth SNOWMAN😍 AAAHH HES PERECT

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@RothElizabeth That’s the fucking cutest🥺

[bug girl @buggirl]

thinking ab all of the serial killers no one knows are serial killers because none of their crimes have ever been connected to each other and maybe haven’t even been connected to them and who knows if they ever will be

[Fullmetal Pessimist🖤 @KratzAmy]

@RothElizabeth Poor sweets:(

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

“what do you do for fun”

me:

[eloise @soupforeloise]

LOOK A THIS CANAL BOAT LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOW