Crispy Anthony

i am like if winnie the pooh was a human woman

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

Did you guys hear that about the new laundry detergent for communists? The ad says we have nothing to lose but our stains.

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@imdudebro @PopCrave cope and seethe

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@legit_scumbag hell yeah brother. cute cat also

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neighbors: if you see me applying stain remover to my sheets, don’t get the wrong idea. its garlic butter

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@ledytoss the coke machine one is my favorite

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putting on a jacket I haven’t worn in a while and sticking my hands in the pockets

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@Mr_Hackie @danidonovan this!!! I dread going to sleep because i have to stop doing whatever task im working on. sometimes i listen to podcasts to fall asleep and that helps 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@gicrisf @danidonovan hell yeah

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@AustinBavousett @washingtonpost exercise alone does not put most people in a calorie deficit that is sufficient for weight loss

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@accuweather thank you for the weather update

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@f_a_infinityy its me im the commentor

[Natalie Cuomo @NatalieCuomo]

I worked at a coffee shop for 6 years and I put so much energy into my customer interactions. Sometimes I would get down like, it means nothing… my interactions with these people… they don’t remember me or care about me… but I often feel now that I’m more often on the other end of it - positive interactions will really make my day so much better, and not just customer service but small convos with strangers, a smile, a nod. I grew up in NYC where strangers are so cold to one another. You have no idea what the smallest kind gesture can mean to a person! And you don’t ever need to know, that’s the cool part. It’ll come back to you

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

this phrase appears frequently in my self-talk

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

calling someone who is already mad at you "big dog" will almost never improve the situation. but i will not stop doing it

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you know why

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

the fuck is going on lol. Am I tripping. Whys her arm long and the hand looks like pasted on.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Fake opiates are everywhere! They feel awesome and theyre definitely poison. More from me on gas station drugs for @thebarbedwiretx https://t.co/YMIgW8nB5j

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

going door to door so that I can spread his (Patrick Stump’s) message

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

What if all the humanities PhDs who can’t find jobs infiltrated the carceral state, became law enforcement officers (on the streets and in prisons/jails), and actually used their knowledge of Foucault and reformed things from the inside out?

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@Delta why are your airport desk workers consistently so cruel and unreasonable

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does anyone know why the ppl who work at the airport are evil but the ppl who work inside the plane are normal

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

More accurate picture.

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(watergate salad)

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my contribution

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also this. iykyk