Crispy Anthony

i am like if winnie the pooh was a human woman

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

Did you guys hear that about the new laundry detergent for communists? The ad says we have nothing to lose but our stains.

[🏳️‍🌈⃤ ℕ𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜 @Sigma_Freud_]

@Olivianuzzi Coworker 1: “…and after he made me dinner, he drew me a warm milk bath for me to soak in.”

Coworker 2: “Milk bath? Was it pasteurized?”

Coworker 1: “No. just up to my tits.”

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

Hey pal ive got something you can flick

[The Flicktator @The_Flicktator]

Kubrick's The Shining is a better movie than King's book is a book. I said what I said.

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@The_Flicktator Hey pal I’ve got something you can flick

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@imdudebro @PopCrave cope and seethe

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@legit_scumbag hell yeah brother. cute cat also

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

neighbors: if you see me applying stain remover to my sheets, don’t get the wrong idea. its garlic butter

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@ledytoss the coke machine one is my favorite

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

putting on a jacket I haven’t worn in a while and sticking my hands in the pockets

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@Mr_Hackie @danidonovan this!!! I dread going to sleep because i have to stop doing whatever task im working on. sometimes i listen to podcasts to fall asleep and that helps 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@gicrisf @danidonovan hell yeah

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@AustinBavousett @washingtonpost exercise alone does not put most people in a calorie deficit that is sufficient for weight loss

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@accuweather thank you for the weather update

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@f_a_infinityy its me im the commentor

[Natalie Cuomo @NatalieCuomo]

I worked at a coffee shop for 6 years and I put so much energy into my customer interactions. Sometimes I would get down like, it means nothing… my interactions with these people… they don’t remember me or care about me… but I often feel now that I’m more often on the other end of it - positive interactions will really make my day so much better, and not just customer service but small convos with strangers, a smile, a nod. I grew up in NYC where strangers are so cold to one another. You have no idea what the smallest kind gesture can mean to a person! And you don’t ever need to know, that’s the cool part. It’ll come back to you

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

this phrase appears frequently in my self-talk

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

calling someone who is already mad at you "big dog" will almost never improve the situation. but i will not stop doing it

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

you know why

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

the fuck is going on lol. Am I tripping. Whys her arm long and the hand looks like pasted on.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Fake opiates are everywhere! They feel awesome and theyre definitely poison. More from me on gas station drugs for @thebarbedwiretx https://t.co/YMIgW8nB5j

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

going door to door so that I can spread his (Patrick Stump’s) message

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

What if all the humanities PhDs who can’t find jobs infiltrated the carceral state, became law enforcement officers (on the streets and in prisons/jails), and actually used their knowledge of Foucault and reformed things from the inside out?

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

@Delta why are your airport desk workers consistently so cruel and unreasonable

[Crispy Anthony @DeepStateDani]

does anyone know why the ppl who work at the airport are evil but the ppl who work inside the plane are normal