kimchimiracle

contrary to popular belief i am not approx. 67k years old

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@Zabi_pilled he sniffed one time too many

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@PsycoAryan @gaytwinkfaggot people will say that the “art of poetry” is dead but i refer them to this post 👆

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when genocide happens, very, very few people take part in the actual physical destruction of human beings

it’s the vast majority who *fail* to intervene

some, because they’re afraid to speak out

most, because they are secretly cheering it on

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the genocide warning light is blinking furiously

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Some college students are reportedly paying as much as $20,000 to have interior designers style their dorm rooms.

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btw and for the record i do *not* want it to happen

but it’s still gonna happen

[Tim Sweeney @TimSweeneyEpic]

@Polymarket I have news for you —

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@burner9977 i demand evidence!

i demand a hearing!

i demand the international criminal court at the hague in the “nederlands” bring this gentleman to the court and supply him with a monster spliff!

[meatwad @burner9977]

[farting loudly] This has no precedent in the history of international law!

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@BasilTheGreat for pete’s sake you people used to chop the heads off of your kings

the least you can do is reform your repressive government

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@BasilTheGreat it seems the only thing the english aren’t allowed to cherish and support are *the english*

get some bloody backbone people

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@fleshsimulator don’t look up “drunken shrimp” on youtube. they love a lil’ sadism with their dining experience

[Saul Sadka @Saul_Sadka]

The Humanities PhD plagiarism apocalypse is coming.

As the Jason Arday case shows, few expect anyone to read their thesis (in his case, even his doctoral advisors clearly didn’t).

Somebody soon is going to set AI on the millions of them; some will be read for the first time, and a list of all the plagiarists going back a century will be spat out. It will be a massacre of reputations.

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let the smooth, sophisticated taste of parliament lead the way…

https://t.co/bpL3LuESYF

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all characters in a david lynch film are fungible

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@nathancofnas is a hero

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they advertise ranch corn nuts and yet they do not have them for sale

filthy animals

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@DoktorNFC this is expensive taste

i *like* it