Joe Kraus

Del Mar Dirtbag, Marine Corps vet, beer league softball Cy Young candidate.

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

“New year, new me.” - @ethanmiles91 on July 2nd, 2021

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

@ZeroBlog30 29 Palms on a cell phone propped up on a humvee hood with MRE’s

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

Last time I checked, it was called the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs or Wants.

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

David Ortiz isn’t only a great baseball player, he’s an even better human being. The world needs people like Big Papi. I don’t know of any other athlete who has meant more to me as a fan and as a person. Hopefully some good news soon.

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If these MLB teams won’t sign expensive veteran players, sign a cheap one. Give Bartolo Colon a job!

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I keep watching starting pitchers get shelled while Dallas Keuchel is just sitting at home.. You can’t tell me that he’s not an upgrade for most staffs. And yes, your team can afford whoever they want to sign.

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

Nationals announcer called Anthony Rendon “Tony 2 bags” stealing your nicknames and putting them on new players @Jared_Carrabis

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I don’t know if Facebook video ads are more annoying or Netflix asking me if I’m still watching The Office

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So who the fuck voted for Mariano Rivera but didn’t vote for Ken Griffey Jr? Let’s audit these HOF ballots #HOF2019

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

Live look at me working overnight for New Years

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I’d like to put my hat in the ring to be the next Secretary of Defense

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@RedSox @Jared_Carrabis on the mound giving a Chris Sale style stare-down

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Go Navy, Beat Army! #SingSecond

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

I forget to check twitter for weeks at a time. Sometimes I go months without tweeting. I guess don’t usually have anything profound to say. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@YoungPageviews @karpeltunnel10

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I’ve been fortunate enough to see the Sox win a fourth World Series title in my lifetime, it took my dad 40 years to see his first in ‘04. #WorldSeries #DoDamage

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Boston Red Sox are World Series champions. I will be saying that every day, multiple times a day, until spring training.

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Taking in the views in Milwaukee. @KFCBarstool @BarstoolBigCat

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@Teep_Nation You had me at six pack

[Joe Kraus @krausj]

World Series bound! Let’s fucking go!!! #DoDamage