Ethan Krauss

NCSU19

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Good morning people of America. So, how's this independence thing working out?

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

We just legalized marijuana in Cali. #smokeweedeveryday 🍁💨

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

when you specifically said "no political parties"

[Viral AI @virAI]

No freaking way

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

this man is woke https://t.co/SxQzaslQXd

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Praying for the families of the two Iowa police who were ambushed this morning. An attack on those who keep us safe is an attack on us all.

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Trump a Savage https://t.co/inJRfyiIsw

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Education-Economics-Energy-Environment-Health-Arts-Science-Technology. I must have missed the debates on these policy issues.

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Who will US president Barack Obama pardon (for distributing documents marked classified) on his way out of office?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your ordering taco bell and the cashier give you attitude

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

I told people Hillary Clinton quotes, they assumed it was hitler

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

If I had $10 for every gender

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

New report: If you use @ATT, they've been tracking you since 1987 and secretly selling it to cops without a warrant. https://t.co/QAxNrC9uqP

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When you've covered up rape, deleted 33,000 emails, let 4 Americans die in Benghazi, lied to the FBI, and managed to get away with all of it

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Best $19.50 ever spent. 'Red Hot Chili Peppers' tickets with special guests 'Nirvana' and 'Pearl Jam' circa 1992.

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

This vine still kills me lmao https://t.co/OlHxFQsRAm

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Get rich quick! Crooked Hillary Clinton's pay to play guide:

[ABC News @ABC]

Gov. McCrory: Caitlyn Jenner will be required to use men’s room at public facilities in NC if she comes to visit. https://t.co/pDLjKtvJrs

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Just finished 3 hour podcast with @joerogan, I hope no children listen to this