Joe Kraxner

[ Network | Cloud | Security | Data ] junkie with a sick twisted love for bicycles.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Yeah, yeah - AI this, AI that. I'll be really impressed when it can fold my fitted sheets.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

I wonder if my Roomba has range anxiety like I do with my EV?

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@noosayoghurt where’s our foil motivation? We miss it. —❤️your fans.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@NebraLtd Can I please get someone to look at my support ticket (#313553)? I'm sure it's an easy fix, it's been open since Nov 16, 2021 and no response since Nov 22. It's "devs team, it needs a remote fix". Thank you.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@netflix we all need you to get that “Amazing Life of Betty White” series to us.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Uhhh, is that what is supposed to happen to the ball drop in NYC? It looked like it exploded.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

I'm really enjoying @moshhamedani's #python training course. He is incredibly easy to follow, I'm definitely a fan. I can't wait to see what I'll learn next. #aspiringPythonNinja

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Ummm, wtf? When did “calc.exe” become “Calculator.exe”?!?

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

So excited to be a part of this adventure!

[Leadville Race Series @LTRaceSeries]

There are 100 brave souls that are taking on the back to back challenge of the Stages Cycling Leadville Trail 100 MTB on Saturday, and the SBTGRVL Black course on Sunday. All athletes will be scored cumulatively over the course of both races, who's your pick for the win?

[NWS Boulder @NWSBoulder]

::Attention:: We are currently investigating this weather phenomenon. What we do know is that it is rather bright so avoid looking directly at it. We have our best minds on it! #cowx #whysobright

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@Rise_Broadband Yes.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Hey @Rise_Broadband the Internet is down *again* in Colorado. Just happened about 3 mins ago.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Our $30,000+ car doesn’t automatically adjust the clock for daylight savings but my $20 microcontroller does. Explain this to me.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@MarkRober I’m ready. Let’s do this! (Is it Monday yet?!?)

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@smorewithface Haha!! @jenjacy

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@shaneadams I’m glad I wasn’t able to download the videos left on mine when I found it in a dusty box in the closet. No one needs to see that crap. 😆

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

@SchaeferRiley there it is! I think @spokejunky nailed it.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Hey @Topgolf @TopgolfLasVegas, we need to know what #MTM means? It’s killing us.

[Joe Kraxner @kraxner]

Wife: "I think the firewall is blocking me from completing an online purchase."
Me: "Oh good, it's working!"
Wife: "...can you please disable it for a bit?"
Me: "Uhhh, no."
Wife: "It's your Christmas gift."
Me: <rips firewall completely out of the wall and kicks it down the hall>