Krayven

🎮 @Twitch Streamer | 🏘️ Mayor of Krayvenstown | ▶️ | 🌳 Future Forester | 💡 Discord Gamificator | 💞 Science & Sustainability

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

Credit: Safely Endangered

[Grummz @Grummz]

I started out writing a long, thoughtful rebuttal to the Assassin's Creed Shadow's "apology" statement.

Then I remembered this is the Internet. Instead, since I speak AAA corporate speak, this is my translation for you of @Ubisoft's statement.

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

Who am I? Where are my keys?

Oh shit, why am I naked again?

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@BitMuchMate That's how:

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

100% all of this, all of the time.

I hardly come onto this platform, but even some people I know IRL - in a few for years - are generally ok, nice, and nuanced.
But if you go off of some of their timeline posts, it's extreme, outraged, insanity; when it's not banal comments.

[Josh Strife Hayes @JoshStrifeHayes]

Please remember that online spaces like Twitter, Reddit or Tumblr are often just the more extreme, emotional or 'terminally online' opinions.

These spaces can FEEL real, but getting away and existing in reality can help you see most people, are just normal, decent people.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

ㅤ

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@RaptaRage Mine arrived yesterday (failed to get the LE sadly). Gotta dodge spoilers for a while though.

I had to get 38 & 40 from ebay, as I missed their print runs. Only managed it recently, winning bids that were reasonably priced. Got some catching up to do 😅

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

I'm in an abusive relation with my PC's RAM.

And Chrome tabs are my bag of oranges.

[Paddy Donnelly @paddydonnelly]

Less than two months to go until The Golden Hare publishes. I’m particularly excited about this next book. @OBrienPress

[Hedgehog Cabin @HedgehogCabin]

They don't have trouble breeding, they have trouble eating.
Our hedghogs are dying of starvation because we're destroying the habitat of their natural food.
So please help by leaving at least some part of your garden natural, and asking your local council to stop strimming, poisoning and mowing public land.
A simple dish of cat kibble will save lives.🥰

[Stallion @StallionStreams]

One post that I've seen on social media recently really resonated with me:

'Social media is the king of making you try to solve problems that don't actually exist'

I've never seen a more true statement in my life.

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

STOKED! Henry is a hardcore 40k fan

GW know fans won't tolerate the lore being ruined

Talking heads trying to pontificate on the Grimdark (there's 100's of canon books); & the usual types bedwetting over the darkest satire in sci-fi will be hilarious 😄
https://t.co/SqW4iAiUQ1

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@TheRealShrum Same mate, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Likewise worked in software since 2006. Jnr Artist through to Snr in modelling & animation.

Product specialist, QA, to Mngr pathway.

All learned on the job, & by trying to listen to people; which I think makes a diff vs. constant 'courses'.

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@TheRealShrum As a Head of Product IRL, 100% agree.

Gotta stay on top of the Product, feedback from leads and teams, user feedback and usability testing, Industry developments by competitors and just in general, new UX 'standard expectations', and what users ask for the most

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@muckypup Don't let stumpy psuedo-adorableness fool you.

He's clearly eyeing a scrawnier, smaller cats kibble out of shot and is about to use his serious girth to clatter it out the way and chow down.

He's clearly bulking AND on the juice.

Console all the way

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

Not sure they're living up to their twitter handle on this one...

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@Ruby_True @discord Nerp, Discord (or more specifically cloudflare) has absolutely sh4t the bed:

https://t.co/M2YvPSTpmS

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

Fired off a couple of quick posts and DM's on Discord this morning > Failure to launch > Hit refresh...

... @discord finally caught me.

That beanie baby smuggling operation was paying rent on my London penthouse.😞

(Seems to have affected a few of you too; sorry about that)

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@Myre_Test Just read all of that. Thanks for sharing chief

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@RazorrazorRedd I do, but only one particular McD's

And that's only because we saw Tracey coil one out into the McFlurry machine for a dare whilst she was off her tits on crystal meth

[Krayven @krayvenofficial]

@sizzsarz 10,000 million jillion congratulations mate!! To you all 3 of you 😀

And a welcome to Earth to wee Scarlett 😍
It's not bad here, we have pie and punch.