krazy keeley

luv me dogz n me fagz n me stella. But I aren't no SLAG.

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho tri kuvrin em 100s n 1000s

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho awww. Iz shee off er food? My Jorndeece wunt eet nowt when ee went doen 2 a pak a dae

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho kidz nowadayz dunt noe thair born

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho Shiite innit. shuda gon KFC u noe wot yer gerrin

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho yeh n dont wulf down dat Chieneez 2 fuckin kwik. I arnt wyping up yer chunder

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@TreanorSarah yeh but itul costya. £3 a hand. Iyul chuck inna Skol if de kidz ant nekked em.

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho 2 F'IN rite. Dis posh Shiitez dirtee az fuk

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@TreanorSarah u bin chattin to Jooolie? Sheez a rite peece ov wurk.

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho u sur it wernt wun ov de kidz? I gev em smash n bisto wen dey cum ova 4 T

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho sumat pink n skimpee. I alwayz swet lyk a friggin pig in thair

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho cupla pares ov combatz n a fue tee shurts 4 Kayden-Lee. Nowt wyte tho sheez gorra andz on a tin of kwalitee street

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho watchin #apprentice round dirtee Tinaz. Them blowks r F'IN pusseez.

[Prince Charles Cinema @ThePCCLondon]

GRINDHOUSE (18:30) & HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (22:10) JULY 14th, £15 & £10 Tickets: http://bit.ly/mi80Mb / Competition Page: http://bit.ly/lxzFW9

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@JuliePsycho speek 4 yersen bug muff

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

Sum kunt owtsyd hare dresser askd if he cud inspekt me hare. Cheekee basted. I got rid ov dem nittz last week at swimmin baffs

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@barry_best no I friggin arnt. Ask dirtee Tina. She Ow's u 4 gerrin the jam off er webcam

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

“@barry_best: @krazy_keeley @JuliePsycho u 2 got enee ideaz 4 jazzin up me shag wagun?” paynt it pink n yooz it fer hen nites

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@barry_best yer tenner n 2 frozzen chikkinz

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

@barry_best itz alreet. Got sum perv oo wonted me 2 dress up az iz mam so I giv im a fishfinga n slappd iz arss

[krazy keeley @krazy_keeley]

“@JuliePsycho: @krazy_keeley ur gonna b R I Fuckin P u gobb shitte” ooo Missus Fuckin Mussel