Johannes Kepler

So like I'm a pretty cool astronomer, I guess, whatever. I invented some stuff, no big deal. Basically, I'M BETTER THAN YOU.

[Albert Einstein @ityoboieinstein]

I'm old and I like science.

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@GalileoCanGalil was heliocentric and he even went to Rome as a result of his beliefs!

[Yung Carolyn @LilShoe29]

@MrHorstmeyer yeah that's sexist because I'm a women 😡

[Maria Mitchell @missmariamitch]

@TychoBr50286492

[Stephen Hawking @itsyaboi_hawkin]

black holes be leaking energy and particles into space #leaky

[Christiaan Huygens @Christiaan_Huy]

There's aliens out there. I know it.

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

I reported for the first time that the Earth orbits the Sun. That's what brings day and night FOOLS.

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@TychoBr50286492 He had feared that I had become the better astronomer than him, so he would literally HIDE HIS NEW FINDINGS FROM ME. Didn't stop me though 🤘

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

I even was an assistant to then famous @TychoBr50286492 , but we had BEEF (1/2)

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

Sad to say but when I started developing my beliefs about astronomy, it started to cause waves with my religion. #tidalwave

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@HeyImCarl2 Shoot you right

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@LilShoe29 I'm just chilling in my casket, bro, no one else needed except me and a nice bottle of red wine.

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

I created the 3 Laws of Planetary Motion which stated how planets orbit the sun in an elliptical, the Law of Equal Area and of Harmonies.

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

I was married to Barbara Muller from 1597-1611 and then married Susanna Reuttinger from 1613 until I was getting #LIT in my #GRAVE!

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@LilShoe29

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

WORMHOLE: grace is double-jointed and is scared of the dark. #WOWZA

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@LilShoe29

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@blindedbyscien2 Thanks Dad.

[Johannes Kepler @krazykepler]

@itsyaboi_hawkin I took mine to the University of Tubingen in Germany, FAKE ASTRONOMY FAN.