When your beanstalk leads to an all-out war with giants, a princess, and zero chill. ⚔️🌱🏰
This is a perfect example of how ruthless giants can be
JACKTHEGIANTSLAYER 🎬🍿
Someone just sent the trailer for a five-minute Seedance 2.0 fantasy film to fourteen production companies. Two sent legal threats. One replied at 2am: "Who is your VFX house?"
There is no VFX house. There's one person and a laptop
Cast: zero. Crew: one. Budget: the cost of a monthly AI subscription
A marketplace selling baby griffins in cages. A village burning at night with fire reflecting in water. A creature the size of a cathedral. A masked woman casting through a portal. Consistent characters across every scene. Dialogue. A plot
Five minutes of content that a production company would quote $4 million to deliver
The producer who replied at 2am called me the next morning. I've never heard someone sound that angry and that scared at the same time
"I have forty people on payroll whose entire job is to produce this. One person just made their demo reel obsolete in a weekend. What am I supposed to do with that information?"
The tools don't care how many people you employ. They care whether you built the right documents before you hit generate
I've been tracking every creator who figured this out. Tomorrow I'm publishing the full pipeline behind this trailer. If you're not here for it, someone on your team already is