Champ

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[Champ @krchampion]

@shaunvlog_ You found a trash panda 🐼

[Champ @krchampion]

@CracraftFan My team win Super Bowl.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Someone get a raise for whoever decided to put Jameis Winston on World Cup coverage

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

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[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Champ @krchampion]

@elsathora @JamesLarson47 @ineedsomezzz It’s a continent.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: USA advance to FIFA World Cup Round of 32!

[ESPN @espn]

Alex Freeman's teammates went wild for his goal vs. Australia 👏🇺🇸

[Champ @krchampion]

Is it just me or does the USA World Cup Coach look like Russell Crowe?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

USA vs Australia in 4 hours 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Reuters @Reuters]

Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha said he was very happy his mother had obtained a US visa and would be able to watch him play against Uruguay in the World Cup this weekend https://t.co/uS4qY3zxK1

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: USA's Christian Pulisic OUT today with a calf injury vs. Australia, USMNT manager Mauricio Pochettino announces

[Champ @krchampion]

@SkylarSkye3 It’s just human hospitality

[Champ @krchampion]

@elsathora @MargoinWNC Add ICEHOUSE tap room in Gulf Shores. You won’t regret it! Tell the owner Kelly sent you. He is usually there.

112 Windmill Ridge Rd
Gulf Shores, AL 36542
United States

[Champ @krchampion]

@elsathora Omg. You’re gonna have the best time.

[Champ @krchampion]

@SkylarSkye3 The bigger question is why don’t Europeans take better care of their teeth?

[Champ @krchampion]

@japan_nobunaga Absolutely not in Florida. It would be a 5 hour walk for me to get to work. I work 23 miles away.

[Champ @krchampion]

@ashleyschendel Suck the head of a crawfish 🦞 at a crawfish boil.

[Drunk Jack Grealish 🍻 @DrunkGreaIish]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland fans discovered you can't drink in public in Boston and immediately hired a boat to start getting on the pints at 10am.

No one is having more fun at the World Cup than the Tartan Army 😂