I don't want his face on my passport.
I don't want his face anywhere,not even on his head.
Possible exception being urinal cakes in every public restroom.
BREAKING: In defiance of Vladimir Putin and Viktor Orban, voters in Hungary today will vote against Orban’s authoritarianism. Today’s the day Orban’s reign ends. This is being almost entirely ignored by mainstream media. Let’s make it go viral.
Hey MAGA,
I’m waiting for you to defend Trump’s refusal to remove his white baseball hat during the dignified transfer of our troops yesterday.
Go ahead.
Try to defend it.
WITHOUT pointing to anyone else.
Defend HIS actions.
I dare you.
BREAKING: In an incredible moment, House Democratic Oversight leader Robert Garcia just demanded that Donald Trump testify in regards to the Epstein files. Let’s go.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just put the full responsibility of the Epstein Files cover-up on the shoulders of Donald Trump:
“That fight to release the Epstein Files came directly from President Trump. I know a lot of people have a hard time with that but that is the truth. He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.”
BREAKING: A 99-year-old WW2 veteran in Minneapolis got off with just a warning from a police officer today after he threw a dozen eggs at ICE agents yelling at them, "The Nazis in Normandy weren't wearing masks you cowards!"
BREAKING: A Trump staffer accidentally described Trump's stench on a hot mic: “The Diet Coke makes his breath terrible, the makeup on his purple hands smells weird, his manboob sweat soaks into his suits, his swollen cankles reek of death, and it all mixes with his hairspray."
BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society.
BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Trump appears to place limits on the 2nd Amendment: "You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns."
And MAGA thought Obama would take their guns!