johnny burner account

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes

[johnny burner account @kreadbratton]

Love being married I’m like so official now bye hoes

[johnny burner account @kreadbratton]

Tom Cruise is a goober

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Poor Johnny Knoxville was finally ready to retire and now he has to top this

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Some poor English man 32 beers deep singing Wonderwall in Meixco tonight is gonna disappear

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Who drafting Joe Dirt Jr tonight?

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

To NYR:
Dorofeyev

To LV:
2026 1st (Originally Dallas)
2026 3rd (92)
2028 Top-10 protected first

[Juraj Kralik (JK) @JuroKral]

This is the best meme of today.

#TexasHockey

[johnny burner account @kreadbratton]

Robo 4 an AAC hot dog

[johnny burner account @kreadbratton]

Robo 4 McJesus

[Leaf Singh @LeafSingh]

Im hearing Hitler and Stalin to MTL per @DarrenDreger

[johnny burner account @kreadbratton]

Ok

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Brady Tkachuk is indeed being traded to the Panthers, as first reported by @PierreVLeBrun

[V @VictoriaEgreen]

The Dallas Stars threaten to play hockey today

[V @VictoriaEgreen]

Clocked in early today

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

the beautiful game

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

The New York Islanders have hired Peter DeBoer as head coach

[V @VictoriaEgreen]

Whose broad stripes and bright

STARS

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Scratch Dallas GM Jim Nill off the list of Toronto candidates

Word is he has agreed to an extension with the Stars. Smart of them

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

That shit says John Tortorella

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

We have activated Mikko Rantanen off of IR 🚨

[S Λ Μ @sighsamuel]

Justin Hryckowian has seriously become one of my favorite hockey players