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@drama_doll_ 1 2 3

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@deathtospinach “I understand everything” 😭

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@DaveLG @MichaelMaiello @madclips_ Bold to assume he has any friends

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Just literally got this text from a former student.

This is the face and truth of the low wage struggle.

He’s a single father. Playing by the rules. What would a raise to $15hr mean to him and his young boys??

To those who oppose a living wage, this family is who hurts.

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@godlywomanhood Congratulations on being able to live off of one income. This isn’t a reality for most Americans. My partner and I both work full time, and we can still barely make rent and have money for food. We don’t go out, we don’t take vacations, our biggest luxury is Netflix.

[Roxxxy Andrews @RoxxxyAndrews]

I’m roxxxy Andrews and I’m here to make it clear, it almost Christmas baby I’m ready for some cheer!
🎄🎄🎄

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'My children come home from school hungry, they open the refrigerator, and there isn't anything.' — This is what Trump's shutdown is doing to families across the U.S.

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Didn’t Dumbledore already have this conversation with Tom Riddle? #AhsApocalypse

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Yeah sex is great or whatever but how about the first time you wash your hair after a major haircut??

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Do you think chumbawumba knew that tubthumping would become the song that reminds us of the best times

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When my family asks when I’m going to settle down and have kids

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

TRUMP: "I'm very popular in Britain."

The 250,000 people at the anti-Trump protest in London, right now:

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

My favorite thing about Starbucks is their bathrooms. I wish I could tell you that I didn’t use the diaper changing station as a shelf for all my things, or that I didn’t take such comfort in how sound proof it feels, but that would make me a liar.

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Cilantro: the real devil’s lettuce

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@benvengroff I’m not a coward

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Daily Game: Never stop your Car, to fight with MFs on the Bus stop....

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Guy at the beer distributor: “If you’re going to be a snob, at least be consistent. These assholes come in here and declare that they only let the finest IPAs pass their lips, and then they hit Taco Bell on the way home.” Good point but tbh I’ve never felt more attacked.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.