Detroit judge starts cracking up after a man showed up wearing a sweatshirt that read "Strip Club Veteran."
Judge: "You a strip club veteran?"
Man: "Yeah."
Judge: "I'm sorry... How many tours of duty did you do?"
Man: "Oh, man. About five."
Judge: "Did you get a Purple Heart?"
WE MAY NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN:
#Saints icon Drew Brees used to walk home from practice through New Orleans with his family and was treated like royalty by the city.
Despite New Orleans having a reputation for crime, no one messed with Brees.
That city absolutely worshipped him.