sylvie krekow

writer / director / burrito enthusiast

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

this happened because i told mason that knowing any famous women (besides me) is actually cheating. why would he need to know the name of another woman…………….. please……….

[kris @krisanford]

lmaoooo

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

i’m so fucking mad at these tiny bugs that are destroying my tree that I just ordered a pesticide that’s illegal in 5 states. get ready 2 burn in HELL u assholes!!

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

very excited for dry January!!!! (every month is dry January)

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

happy holidays to everyone except the absolute GHOULS at @Cigna 🥰

[mason maggio @masonmaggio]

they (we) shot a music video on a tesla ??? (directed by @krekandbake and edited by @renaissanceb0y watch and share thanks) https://t.co/2tsfqorKyo

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

hello, a few months ago i had a shower thought of “what if i shot a music video on a tesla?” and then… i did that. here is the result: https://t.co/Eti6kCSQ5b

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

we are currently on a family trip in ~europe and my mom just very seriously pulled me aside and asked me to stop playing tj mack’s “sitting song” because “your dad keeps singing it and last night when I asked him to stop he started whistling it” @brianjoralvarez

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

Surprised but certainly not disappointed by this…… @brianjoralvarez

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

she is now binge watching the BJA cinematic universe & sending us her faves (“He must just crack himself up all the time”)

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

my mom being obsessed with marnie T was not on my summer bingo card but I love it @brianjoralvarez

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

why do sandwiches cost $20 now

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

song of the summer just dropped

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Incredible work by @lukethering wowowow

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

i will never get over the feeling of seeing a female artist drop the hardest fucking breakup song/movie/art of all time and then googling who it’s about to see THE MOST MID MAN TO EVER EXIST POP UPPPPP

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

this is your daily reminder that trans people have always and will always exist ☺️

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

every single post on LinkedIn in 2023:

“Although I was devastated to be part of the HooHa layoffs earlier this year, I’m SO thrilled to announce that starting Monday, I’ll be joining Frankify as SVP of Global AdOps. Frankify is an AI-powered Web3 FinTech powerhouse connecting…”

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

@fitsofpleasure that’s the ultimate goal, of course

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

I don’t dress for men. I also don’t dress for women. I dress for The Dude from The Big Lebowski

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

my landlord, investigating a leak: i mean it’s not like you’re taking a bath all day every day

me:

[sylvie krekow @krekandbake]

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[SB Nation @SBNation]

John Daly’s drunken Taco Bell order will blow you away https://t.co/XOqQMeHWag

[Reductress @Reductress]

Should Employees Be Paid? Why People Think It's Time: https://t.co/TWeoXXgFhH