Kevin

Just here so I don’t get fined

[Kevin @kren115]

@Bqmbulu

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

USA TO THE WORLD:

“ITS CALLED SOCCER” 🇺🇸

[Stars n Stripes FC 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

Why not US?

[Kevin @kren115]

@PenguinWeb3 Which do I like more? 😂 😰

[Kevin @kren115]

@nexta_tv

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

OK hear me out: Top Gun CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
Make spin offs that go beyond the US Navy aviators, get the air force a movie with crossover characters. Go international, like the french 'Les Chevaliers Du Ciel'.

Then assemble the squadrons together for a big crossover movie against.... aliens? The robot uprising? Kaiju?

[Kevin @kren115]

@uncledoomer You can’t call yourself a true empire until you’ve done an opium wars, I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️

[Kevin @kren115]

@Dizzy_3D Straight up sickening when it happened, but wouldn’t change it now, turned Jalen into an absolute demon and made that team bring so much hate into the BTA superbowl to spoil the 3peat. Perfect revenge arc

[Mark @markaprovost]

The vast majority of Americans under 50 fantasize about this every single hour tbh

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Battlestar Galactica cinematographer validated

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

FLYERS BEAT PENGUINS 3-2 TO TAKE GAME 1 IN PITTSBURGH

PLAY THE SONG

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PHOTO OF ALL TIME HOLY SHIT

[Kevin @kren115]

@avidseries @BabakTaghvaee1 Spare a thought for the cement factories!

[Elijah🦬🧭 @kansandoge]

My main policy positions are:

-Strengthen Pax Americana
-Build a larger and even stronger US Navy
-Revitalize the Merchant Marine and American shipbuilding
-Increase NASA funding and ensure the future of space exploration
-Protect and responsibly conserve American public lands

[Brian Jacobson @BrianHJacobson]

Iran: "I didn't think you had it in you."

US: "I'm your huckleberry."

Iran: "My fights not with you."

US: "I beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Death to America, remember?"

Iran: "I was just fooling about."

US: "I wasn't."

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

That’s what the scoreboard is for

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Dad how good was the hockey gold medal game in the 2026 Olympics between USA and Canada?”