Kris Renaldi

Scuba diving, guitar playing, poker playing, IT engineer training geek who loves to travel and take pictures.

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RT @funnyordie: This is the kind of heist movie I need right now.

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A little Halloween treat😆 RT @funnyordie: Here's to the guys who throw the cats in horror movies 🙀

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Look who snuck out to play in the snow while the door was ajar from the storm. Fortunately, I… https://t.co/NSE7NjBBXp

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Can't stop in Japan without have some sake! #sakebox @ すし京辰　成田国際空港 Sushi Kyotatsu Narita Airport https://t.co/0XrX2r1z1r

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My transitioning into a hipster has begun. Next I will craft my own beer and move to Brooklyn. https://t.co/4tIbXZW4gh

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The only positive thing coming from Hurricane Irma is that I now know there's a Caribbean island called Barbuda. https://t.co/ZEgKWTtN1C

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Trying out my new oil-less air fryer. First up: Some chicken wings 😋 https://t.co/nx96iz8Zgx

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@LondonKeyes That's hardcore. Did you touch the American & Eurasia continents? My first certified dive was off the coast of Honduras.

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RT @kylekinane: Im so mad Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement that I'm going to go read the Paris Climate Agreement now.

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RT @joshgad: I enlisted help today in my quest to get the truth from #DaisyRidley #LastJedi ... https://t.co/atAvIhFFK9

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/CQ9OXBzpye This Is Not Happening - Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - Uncensored

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RT @StephenAtHome: My New Years resolution is to travel more. I want to explore exotic places I've never been, like Machu Picchu or the gym.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Dinner ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Service ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Company 👹

[Kris Renaldi @krenaldi]

For those upset with the election results, do what I do & say, "I'm a white middle age male. I'll be alright." May not work for some people.

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I think I found my slogan if I decide to run for President. #winteriscoming #alwayspayshisdebts https://t.co/P42ow7evN3

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Remember kids: It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl or have experience, you can be President... So long as you're really, really rich.

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Today is a beautiful day in NY/NJ to go out and upset half the American population by voting so go vote. 🇺🇸#rockthevote #Merica

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Bring the Noise (Down to a Lower Level) #NicerRap @midnight

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Bring the Noise (Down to a Lower Level) #nicerap @midnight

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The Frying, the Sandwich, & the Ed Hardy Wardrobe @midnight #GuyFieriBooks