Krest

THE BEST TOOTHPASTE METAL BREAKCORE UK SPEED GARGE BAND EVER

MEMBERS: STRAWBEE (GUITAR) HALF PETE (MICROPHONE) AND TWIXIE NO NO (COMPUTER)

[Krest @krestthebest]

WE'RE RELEASING A SONG WE MADE (EXCELLENT HIGH QUALITY) EVERY TWO WEEKS AND YOU CAN BY IT FROM THE BELOW WEBSITE. CLICK IT NOW., THE MUSIC IS FREE BUT ALSO YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER NUMBER YOU LIKE IN THERE WHEN YOU BUY IT (£56000?)

THIS TWEET IS PINNED

https://t.co/m95IyS6ybI

[Krest @krestthebest]

WE ARE BACK AT PHLEGMGASM FOR BALTER THIS YEAR CLOSING THE STAGE ON SUNDAY. WISE CHOICE WE ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW

[Krest @krestthebest]

FORGOT TO TWEET DAVEFEST WAS VERY VERY GOOD. KID DOING PARKOUR WHILE WE SHOUTED FUCK COLGATE. PARENTS FINE WITH IT. ENLIGHTENED FAMILY VALUES

[Krest @krestthebest]

@SeppaUK "ALL IT TAKES FOR COLGATE TO SUCCEED IS FOR GOOD TOOTHPASTES TO STAY QUIET " -DAVID HUME PROBABLY WHO CARES WHO IT IS ITS RIGHT

[Krest @krestthebest]

@SeppaUK TRUE BUT ALSO AN ACT OF COWARDICE

[Krest @krestthebest]

WHEN I CALL YOU PARASITES ON STAGE ITS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

[Krest @krestthebest]

IN TEN YEARS KREST HAS TRANSFORMED FROM THREE DUDES PISSING ABOUT ON A COMPUTER WHILE DRUNK INTO A MACHINE THAT MAKES PEOPLE CHANT "FUCK COLGATE" AND SLAM INTO WALLS. THANK YOU

[Krest @krestthebest]

@Varispeed303 @SeppaUK @hurtdeeronline @SchemeBoy @NSLProduction REHEARSAL ACHIEVED

[Varispeed @Varispeed303]

Tonight's the night kids! Remember, get there before 11pm to guarantee entry and don't forget your proof of a negative test result!

[Krest @krestthebest]

ALRIGHT SLOWPOKES WERE PLAYING AT 11PM TODAY COME DOWN AS SOON AS YOU CANT
TO EXPERIENCE THE TOOTH UNLEASHED

THE RED LION IN BRISTOL DOORS OPEN AT 9

BRING INTROVENOUS TESTS TO PROVE YOU HAVENT GOT THE DISEASE

OK

[Krest @krestthebest]

@MiikeTeknoist @balter_festival THANK YOU MIKE

ALTHOUGH WARNING IT MIGHT HAPPEN AGAIN

[The Teknoist / Technoist @MiikeTeknoist]

these cunts melted my brain at @balter_festival with their Tania Swayne westness. 100% recommend. <3

[Krest @krestthebest]

PROBABLY A BUNCH OF COLGATE-DEVELOPED BOTS DESIGNED FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF PSY OPPING ME SOMEHOW

[Krest @krestthebest]

FUCK THIS GARBAGE

[Krest @krestthebest]

HAVENT POSTED IN A WHILE HUH

HERES A BUNCH OF INCREDIBLY BORING SHIT BY SOME DORKS

[Krest @krestthebest]

ONE WEEK UNTIL LOSERS @SeppaUK @hurtdeeronline AND [INSERT GORE] (AFRAID OF TWITTER I SEE) OPEN FOR THE BEST BAND OF ALL TIME

US

RED LION FRIDAY 26THS BRUSH YOUR TEETH

[Varispeed @Varispeed303]

@krestthebest, @SeppaUK, @hurtdeeronline, [Insert Gore], Algorithmic, TMG and @SchemeBoy cumming live and direct onto your face, Friday 26th Nov at The Red Lion, Bristol #FuckColgate

[Krest @krestthebest]

NEW ABSOLUTE SHITFUCKER HAS BEEN MADE BY MYSELF (HALF-PETE) AND STRAWBEE. ITS A FUCKING CANNON. VERY EXCITED TO LEAVE PEOPLE AT THE @Varispeed303 NIGHT DAZED AND CONFUSED (PHYSICALLY, SEXUALLY, ETC)

[Krest @krestthebest]

BRISTOL NERDS AND DORKS HOLD TIGHT

[Krest @krestthebest]

COLGATE

[Krest @krestthebest]

FUCK