Josh

30 ~ Barely Awake ~ I'm just existing.
Thoughts and opinions do not represent my employer

[Josh @kreystan15]

@AbsBrainrotSpot Customers are very very mean . Just because they pay for the service in some way they rake advantage and just find an outlet to yell. There is also people who just like being mean

[Feliciaaa @WeveGotTrouble]

In 2024 I had a short phase where I’d just put Banjo Kazooie sfx whenever I found a video of a bear

[Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @RealChitTalker]

1 month ago Stavros Halkias said Asmongold "looks like shit" and "He gets no pussy."

Asmongold had a meltdown in which he said "men are hotter than women" and he "didn't have anything to prove".

Stav roasted the guy so hard he's had to get a PR girlfriend in order to cope. 😂

[Original Orange Bird @ogorangebird]

In case anyone was wondering if Seth is a real Muppets fan or who might be his favorite character.

[Josh @kreystan15]

@GlassedSpiders @_maxwellhaus Yeah it's fucked down here I vote the best I can but it don't do much

[Joe Shitpost 🟡 @joeshitposts]

AMERICA HAPPY 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸 🦅

[シズ @szmax1]

Kämpfer

[eve @eeveeithink]

The average American is starting to realize socialism means everyone gets to have a good life.
WE ARE SO BACK

[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[Josh @kreystan15]

@stupiderat Dudes just say animation now as don't know what that shit means

[Ari the Ari Guy @AriTheAriGuy]

I can’t believe pride month is nearly over and I have yet to see anybody post this

[Pat Caldora @PCaldora]

Can’t believe they got Zach Hadel to voice Marge here

[Oz "Karen Plankton Superfan" Pardo☮ @OzPardo6]

Zach Hadel having financial troubles in indie cartoons.
i can't believe these came out 1 month after the other.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[v! @Vullety]

you walking in and seeing this 😭

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Dude was so traumatized by Berserk that he lost weight, Shakespeare couldn’t come up with shit like this 😭🤣

[St1ka @St1ka]

So there's a lesbian on Twitter obsessed with Stan Smith and shit, it's Roger isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

[chrome @mirthpilled]

George: "Jerry! You're not gonna believe this! Y'know that leftist girl with the big glasses who had me Venmo her $300 for rent money? She called it 'mutual aid'?"

Jerry: "I still can't believe that.. You won't even spot me 5 bucks for a sandwich.."

George: "This was different! She had that 'The system is crushing me' thing going on. I figured she'd be grateful.. she'd see I'm evolved. And *chokes back tears* she.. I just heard she killed herself!"

Jerry: "Oh my God."

George: "Oh my God is right! I'm out 300 bucks!"

Jerry: "George.. The woman is dead. That money was a gift. You're seriously worried about that at a time like this?"

George: "It wasn't a gift; it was an investment! An investment in her continued existence. And she defaulted! She took the ultimate exit strategy and left me holding the bag!"