Kristen ♛

Coffee-drinker, dog mom 🐾, overzealous laugher • Happiest around dogs. I run on sass & coffee ☕️ 😘

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

My new jacket makes this picture even better! #smilemore 💕 Thank you, @_little_britt_ & @RomanAtwood !

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

🫶🏼We love ya, “Uncle” Ev!🫶🏼

[JediSaiyanKing🐉👑 @FinallyFeelinIt]

This cute little bean is Travis and he said he would love if you came by stream tonight🎄❤️ @krich012 @Ryan_Finazzo https://t.co/OiokrDcX7I #twitchstreamer #twitchaffiliate

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

My favorite part of Thanksgiving was being told by my grandma that I still had baby fat. & then she told Ashley the best way to gain some weight is by having a few kids- then points to me. I love holidays.

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

@Bpaint 😂 I just don't have the words to type out a new tweet so wanted to add on to that one😬

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

Corporate America is a fucking joke

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

My boyfriend took our dogs for a walk and forgot to bring a bag. He said they both pooped in front of houses with "yes" signs so he didn't go home to get bags to clean it up ☠️ #voteNO

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

@LindseyLou1983 I am SCREAMING at your email response ☠️ it never fucking fails.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

they care more about unborn fetuses than an elementary school full of children.

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

GET. FUCKED.

Mood today. 🖕🏼

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

Having an infant who barely sleeps + ADHD + PPA/PPD + working full time + 4hrs of sleep per night = zero patience

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

Was super excited about losing 2 pounds after eating healthier & working out more. Boyfriend checks and he is down 20 pounds. 🙃🥴

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

Returning to work early because I can't afford unpaid time off. Yet needing approval that I am *qualified* to return.
Ma'am I am still traumatized from my 7 lb baby getting stuck coming out of my coosie. But ya gurl needs money. #YayCorporateAmerica #yayamerica

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

@arich424 100% lol text messages, my dude

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

Lol to family members who never believe(d) in me/never talk to me, yet expect to visit me when my baby is born in a few weeks.
✨kiss my ass plz & thank u✨

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

"Your belly is already so big. Just wait, you're going to get SO big come August."
After experiencing a miscarriage, I promise the last thing I'm worried about is how my belly looks.
Can we just normalize not commenting on a pregnant woman's body if you can't be nice about it

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

@arich424 That's a huge inconvenience, no idea why you'd think that is what a supervisor would do 🥴

[Kristen ♛ @krich012]

What it's like working in Corporate America:
"Congrats on your pregnancy! Please take care of yourself."
*lets boss know I'm not feeling well/nearly fainted & possibly going to the dr*
"We are REALLY behind on inventory again so please hurry back"