Kirralee

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[Kirralee @krichsh]

@emilykmay Seriously? Me and mine are almost all in our 30s and if either of them moved closer, I'd probably move at least that much further away.

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@maisiecora Yes. Great meal if you have enough variety of them

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clhubes Geez I feel like I'm spending $500 a month on bananas and strawberries alone, and I only have one toddler!!

[Kirralee @krichsh]

Anyone else looking forward to having a Taylor Swift, Superbowl, Pink and Kanye FREE newsfeed again????

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor I wonder whether the plane ran over the ute or if the ute ran into the plane 😂 major oops regardless
"So why did you leave your last job?"
"Hit a ute in a 747 / wrote off the company ute running into an airplane engine"
"Okay thanks for coming in.."

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clhubes My brother had a kid free wedding last year and before the event I was like SERIOUSLY but in hindsight it was a great decision, having to chase after a 15mo at a wedding would have ruined it for us, and probably them. Win win.

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@RN_Atheist Posts like these make me feel like I'm doing pretty good at this infant parenting thing 😂

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor Ha definitely not, I was just channeling my imaginative religious circus

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor Nope 😂

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@ChrisAlvino @AddyPottle Came here to say the same thing!

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@abby_e_o More like, give your child 15 minutes a day, and leave them with someone else to witness tantrums for the rest of the day and not tell you about it = TADA

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor HANG ON IVE WORKED IT OUT

Is this what comes out if you ask AI to translate your interpretive dance to a soundtrack of drum rhythms and gutteral chants?

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor "may God open your eyes to understand this"

Me: looks like I need a great deal of deliverance cos I can barely understand this English.

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor Eww eww eww eww eww 🤢

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@clare_mcivor 😭

[Kirralee @krichsh]

How did I miss that there's a #Christian guy on #bachelorau happening

[Kirralee @krichsh]

Maybe it's my pregnant, covid-positive Christmas mood, but why is that #Telstra ad with the lost #reindeer such a bloody tear jerker?

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@menwritewomen I can pretty consistently identify a song within a few bars.
And I have this bizarre recollection of car number plates. And the ones I can't recite, I can still instantly identify from a carpark that that's so and so's car.

[Kirralee @krichsh]

@weischoice I want to keep the house tidier. It is starting to bug me that I've got washing and dirty sippy cups and kids toys strewn everywhere - I know this is normal. And I know this may be unrealistic with a toddler and another on the way, but it's a super low stakes goal 🤷