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[MLB @MLB]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY HITS A WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT!

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3
>Get infected by a dark alien symbiote that acts exactly like demonic possession
>It gives you a temporary high of power but turns you arrogant, cruel, and isolated
>Realize the "suit" is actually a parasite consuming your soul and you can't rip it off on your own
>Go to the one place on earth that can save you: a Church
>Climb up into the belfry in absolute agony, trying to fight the darkness
>The massive church bells start to ring
>In Catholic tradition, church bells are literally anointed with sacred chrism oil by Bishops to drive out evil
>The consecration prayer literally says: "at the sound of these bells may the enemy always flee"
>The resounding frequency of the holy bells physically tortures the symbiote, forcing it to release its grip on Peter
>He rips the demon off his chest and is finally free
>Director disguises a literal Catholic teaching as the climax of a superhero blockbuster

Based

[MLB @MLB]

Braden Montgomery, the top prospect for the White Sox, is a great ballplayer and an even better human being ❤️

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

José Soriano, 97mph Two Seamer and 94mph Splitter, Individual Pitches + Overlay

[MLB @MLB]

All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ...

Yes, you read that right 😮

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Nolan McLean, 84mph Sweeper (22" of break) and 97mph Two Seamer (18" of run), Individual Pitches + Overlay.

40 inches of horizontal movement difference.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

1-286

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

This is one of the most incredible defensive plays you’ll see

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

Backdoor vaccine passport system. We're not doing this.

[rich @krichtx]

@wilsonpeak12 501

[Trad West @trad_west_]

On May 8th, Pope Leo XIV was elected, on the Feast of St. Michael the Archangel.

A providential echo: In 1886, Pope Leo XIII composed the St. Michael Prayer after his terrifying vision.

What did he see? Why does it matter?
A vision, a warning & a prayer - a 🧵✝️

[Texas A&M Baseball @AggieBaseball]

Olsen Magic. That's it. That's the tweet.

#GigEm

[Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺 @bradenhanzelka]

It is only right that A&M plays their best baseball on April Fools Day

[rich @krichtx]

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[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

Here's how the Rangers rotation will more than likely shape out to begin the 2025 season

How do you feel about this staff?

[Seth McKinney @SethMcKinney]

A&M baseball might just set a new record for being the fastest team to reach the first-to-unranked position in the history of baseball.

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

There it is.

[The Golfer's Journal @GolfersJournal]

Mike Trout had a dream. Tiger built it.

Read all about Trout National in TGJ No. 31.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

RFK Jr. explains why Bill Gates and China are allowed to buy farmland in the U.S.

[George @BehizyTweets]

JD Vance on his faith: "It's not just a set of good moral principles... the Son of God became man, he died, and then he raised himself from the dead. That is the fundamental tenet of the Christian faith."

"I think one lesson that flows from that is that we shouldn't fear death... There are much more terrible things than just losing one's life... you could lose one's soul."

“If you confess me before men, I also will confess you before my Father who is in heaven” - Matthew 10:32

[George @BehizyTweets]

I am against the dividend thing because the deficit is $2 TRILLION.

It's not that DOGE is recovering tax revenues that were misused. It's more that DOGE is recovering money that should've never been brought into existence by Congress in the first place. Therefore, the sensible thing to do is to balance the budget and start paying off the debt.

Sending checks to people only perpetuates the problem. I hope this doesn't happen. Like I said before, it would be excellent politics but not a fiscally responsible thing to do.