Keaghan Rickard

Living in a mitten || MSU 2020

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Drinks at the tip be like

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

I just said “Yee” to a director at work instead of “Yes”. Should I just fire myself ¿

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

No, I don’t want to “buy the bride a drink”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Is the @nytimes serious with this headline? Biggest scumbags ever.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Meet Brittney Griner & Marine Paul Whelan.
Both Americans.
Both were convicted in Russian courts on dubious charges.
Both serving multi-year sentences in Russian prison.
Brittney hates America
Paul served America

Guess which one Biden traded a terrorist to free?

Semper fi Paul

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Wine literally goes w every meal

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

The fact I still deal w this is so embarrassing

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

The nurse at the blood drive: “thank you for giving 470ml of blood today!”

Me: “so you’re telling me I lost weight”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Eating a bagel and cream cheese hungover on a Saturday morning is a religious experience

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

🌧 good morning! 🌧. Um, I was a bit overserved last night…. 🥴

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

“Do you like mushrooms”
“Omg ya I love micro-dosing”
“I meant more like mushroom risotto”

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Once a year I crave a Diet Coke. I just went to Wendy’s to get my yearly DC and remember why I don’t like it. Looking forward to it again next year☺️

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

I’m passionate about this

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Hanker chiefs make me physically ill

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Like why are normalizing snotting into a rag and putting it in ur pocket

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“Tax the Rich”……But first I’m gonna go have the time of my life partying with them all at the most extravagant over the top party of the year that is essentially a celebration of richness.

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

My mom said to my dad after she ordered a really expensive entree:”I know mine wasn’t cheap but I’m worth it”