Krysta Byrd

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

Things I’m most excited about during the month of April...

1) Avengers Endgame
2) Game of Thrones season 8
3) finishing my college education

...In that order

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

What can I say... the heart wants what the heart wants 🤩

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

@jonah_cp Life as a Dalmatian is hard. A very misunderstood creature.

[erin @_erin_porter]

pls watch this video of my nephew 😭😭

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

Would my professors consider it a medical emergency if I explained to them that my senoritis is flaring up again?

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

At school, I like sleeping in the right side of the bed. My dog also likes sleeping on the right side of the bed. Guess who has to sleep on the left side of the bed?

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

I teach an adult tap class to 50 and 60 year olds and my music taste aligns more with them than with other college students... I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

Update:

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

I just fell asleep, so to wake me up @jonah_cp shoved a goldfish up my nose. It’s not like a fell asleep ridiculously early, it’s 3am...

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

I don’t know, but I’ll sign

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

Fun fact... I’ve watched Rent approximately 100 times and it doesn’t matter which version I’m watching (live, broadway recording, movie, etc.) I’m still going to cry every time they sing Without You and the reprise of I’ll Cover You

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

One of my 5 year old students informed me today that she wants to name her next pet Jojo Siwa... help me

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

@jonah_cp just hit me with such a sly insult that I thanked her before realizing she’s a bitch

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

That line in Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again when Rosie says that her soul mate is carbs... I relate to that

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

My talents during the holidays include drinking wine and cheating at dirty Santa

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

My thoughts while at the bar: “I wonder if my dog and bunny know how much I love them?”

[Kelsey Uhlich @kelseyuhlich]

why can’t I fall asleep in my bed as fast as I do on my fuckin yoga mat in the middle of class laying in shavasina

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

@jonah_cp and @Gabbit98 are currently in a heated argument in the living room about team Jacob vs team Edward... I’m moving out of anyone wants my room in the apartment.

[Krysta Byrd @kriddabyrd]

Dear the people that live above me,
I don’t know if you’re tap dancing, bowling, throwing rocks, or having a nice adult sleepover, but when it hits midnight on a Tuesday, it’s time for the thundering noise to stop. Thank you and goodnight!