This fellow just let you in his lair, will you let him show you his evidence for the UAPs? Will you and he watch Frasier and maybe make out with his skull mouth?
"You wouldn't believe what you can do with your trailer by lighting it on fire" Teddy telepathically beamed into Police Officer Frankies mind.
"Burn it down"? Police Officer Frankie said with his pistol aimed square at Teddys face, his unmoving deranged smile almost dancing to the flickering glow of his burning down trailer.
"No!" Teddy said with a smug and amused tone, "no! The flame changes my trailer, building it! Expanding it! Soon this entire town will consist entirely of my trailer!"
"Then I know what I have to do" Police Officer Frankie solemnly replied.
Police Officer Frankie's superior officers did not like his story of how the entire world would be one giant souless trailer if not for unloading three clips into Teddy's earthly form.
"His container has been neutralized. The world will forever never be a trailer" were the last words spoken by Police Officer Frankie before being lobotomized by Steve the Intern at the Lobotomization Factory.
Every so often, at night, Steve looks over his shoulder, and sees a trailer staring back at him
I woke up that day with a rumble in my stomach.
I looked at my phone and saw the news
"GTA 6 Cancelled by Rockstar"
I heard a bang in the kitchen.
I ran in but I already knew what I would find.
My wife had blown her face off with her shotgun.
By the grace of God, or maybe the Devil, she was still alive.
She turned her red hamburger face towards me and said "plplppllplplsssspspspspghgdhfd" and died.
"Who will make my pancakes for me now?" I said.
"Who will buy me sharkcards for my GTA 6 now?" I said.
But then I remembered. Rockstar cancelled GTA 6.
My neighbor Flint walked into the kitchen.
"SpiderMan did this" he said as he picked up my wifes shotgun, putting it in his mouth.
"Shhpider Maahn will pahhyy" Flint said right before blowing his brains out onto my kitches ceiling.
A rumble on my phone.
"Rockstar Un-cancels GTA 6 by popular demand" my IGN app updates me.
I go outside to share the news, "GTA 6 Un-cancelled!"
But when I go outside, everyone is dead.
"GTA Sixxxxxxx" I say, laying on the ground, dead.