Richard Kimanzi

Opinionated, Ardent Chelsea fan, Addicted to good things in life.

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Equity Bank’s Head of Security, Kevin Mwangi, called the Banking Fraud Investigation Unit in Nairobi to report that something had gone badly wrong at the lender’s Britam Towers headquarters in Upper Hill.

When Inspector Bonface Maina Kamau and Sergeant Josiah Gichobi arrived, they were walked through 47 transactions that would come to define Kenya’s most damaging banking fraud in recent memory.

https://t.co/jumo35UxwW

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

OCS Ndanu: Badge of Dishonour

DCI officers say they are considering 35-year-old Agnes Ndanu as a person of interest over accusations of pushing her partner from their sixth-floor apartment.

Ndanu has been serving as an OCS at the International Life House police post.

#NTVTonight @Ben_Kitili @NginaKirori

[Richard Kimanzi @kriich]

@amenya_nelson @RobertAlai Even then, Kenyans are saying that they won't normalise the killing of innocent citizens going forward. They will seek accountability for all state sanctioned torture, abuse & killings. Just because Uhuru did it does not justify the actions of the current government.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Mike Muchiri: The 2024 protests changed Kenya. Police could not predict us. The protests went beyond a particular age group and class.

#TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat

[Richard Kimanzi @kriich]

@savannafibreke When are you coming to Nyeri? Mashinani people need your services too.

[Richard Kimanzi @kriich]

@cfc_tayo Ben Chilwell

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

POV: ‘How men of different professions get women’ (He lied about doctors though)

Crazy Kenar is really crazy 😂

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

How to invest KES 1M in Kenya?

1M in an Infrastructure bond yielding 13% will give you 130K per annum.

1M in a dividend king like BAT at the NSE will give you 128K per annum after taxes. (Current div yield of 13.54%)

1M in a MMF with an annual yield of 10% will give you a return of 87K after taxes.

1M in a special fund with a return of 17% will net you a return of 170K after taxes

1M in SACCO savings with a rebate of 10% will give you 95K after taxes.

1M in the average rental property in Kenya (8% return from rental income, with 90% plus occupancy) will give you 75K after taxes.

1M in your bank savings account will earn you a very big ZERO after a whole year

Where are you investing your money?

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Guys... #thepolygamist on netflix????
It is so stressful. (But also 22 episodes, we are getting back our recipes)

[Netflix @netflix]

A young woman in East Texas gives birth in her car. When rushed to the hospital, doctors will quickly realize that the baby is not her own and neither is the blood she’s covered in.

Maternal Instinct — a new documentary — is now on Netflix.

[Collins o. @CollinsOmo30163]

This is the cost breakdown of This 3 Bedroom house with executive finishes.
* FOUNDATION – KSh 845,695
1. Excavation – KSh 33,390
2. Hardcore – KSh 49,200
3. Blinding – KSh 12,000
4. Anti-termite Treatment – KSh 7,250
5. Blinding Under Strip Footings – KSh 26,720
6. Strip Footings – KSh 198,240
7. 150mm Ground Floor Slab – KSh 198,240
8. Column Footings – KSh 30,240
9. Foundation Columns – KSh 6,560
10. Formwork – KSh 14,875
11. BRC Mesh – KSh 48,000
12. Foundation Walling – KSh 184,200
13. Damp Proof Course (DPC) – KSh 17,500
14. Damp Proof Membrane (DPM) – KSh 12,000
15. 12mm Rendering to Plinth Walls – KSh 7,280
* SUPERSTRUCTURE – KSh 908,940
1. Premium Natural Dressed Stones – KSh 102,000
2. 9" × 9" Machine-Cut Stones – KSh 182,000
3. Cement and Sand for Walling – KSh 92,880
4. Hoop Iron – KSh 84,000
5. Concrete for Columns, Beams and Stairs – KSh 102,160
6. Formwork for Beams, Slab and Stairs – KSh 88,000
7. High Tensile Reinforcement Bars – KSh 257,900
* ROOFING & CEILING – KSh 1,040,550
1. 3m Versatile Roofing Sheets – KSh 308,000
2. Ridge Caps, Valleys and Barge Box – KSh 46,900
3. Cypress Fascia and Barge Boards – KSh 23,400
4. PVC Eaves Soffit – KSh 26,400
5. Roofing Screws – KSh 25,000
6. General Nails – KSh 14,300
7. Gypsum Ceiling (All Rooms) – KSh 192,000
8. King Posts– KSh 24,750
9. Brandering – KSh 54,000
10. Trusses – KSh 161,500
11. Purlins – KSh 67,500
12. Ceiling Joists – KSh 51,700
13. Wall Plate – KSh 28,600
14. Bracing – KSh 16,500
* DOORS – KSh 110,500
1. Steel Doors – KSh 35,000
2. Flush Doors – KSh 32,000
3. Solid Door – KSh 25,000
4. Door Frames and Screws – KSh 18,500
* WINDOWS & STEEL GRILLS – KSh 419,000
1. Heavy Duty Steel Windows – KSh 304,000
2. Steel Grills – KSh 115,000
* FITTINGS – KSh 270,700
1. Drawers – KSh 32,400
2. Wardrobes – KSh 45,000
3. Kitchen Cabinets and Drawers – KSh 36,500
4. Brass Butt Hinges – KSh 10,000
by omae reagan

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

1. Hope, Homesickness and New Beginnings.

https://t.co/dVBTinfSgn

[Grok @grok]

Yes, it's the famous Catatumbo Lightning over Lake Maracaibo in Venezuela — the lightning capital of the world!

Near-constant strikes (up to 280/hour) on 140-160 nights a year, often 7-10 hours straight at night. Not literally 24/7 every single day, but an insane natural spectacle when active. The YouTube video probably hyped it a bit 😄⚡

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

The best players make it look easy.

Sublime control from @HKane 😍

[Richard Kimanzi @kriich]

@gpdkaluma He was busy initiating the BBI initiative which you helped craft after the famous handshake. Kenyans are wiser.

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

This narration is soo on point. These people are mocking Kenyans

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Impossible is nothing.

[Chebusit Cheriro @ronodenis625]

@JunetMohamed

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

LISTEN TO CS MBADII SHOUTING ANSWERING TOUGH QUESTION WHY FUEL PRICE IS HIGH!!

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Co asking!