Tyler (parody)(satire)

Feeling all balls and no cock most of these days

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

If I have an out of body experience I promise to get into a fight with myself

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Entering the white male era of saying "cool your jets" when I I'm doing my best to not choose violence and someone is being annoying

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Amazing how most of the people who think they could survive a social upheaval scenario grunt when they take a piss

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Keeping up with contemporary politics and climate got me pegged by the FBI in my phone as a Liberal CCP FDR social democracy degrowth promoting neoliberal pro Palestine zionist

I have, therefore, made myself immune to all forms of propaganda except radical centrism (the worst)

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Broke: The superbowl was a large scale political psyop

Woke: that game was just kind of boring until OT and still wasn't all that good

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Oh HELL nah I did myself dirty with this one

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

You call not paying bills "financial irresponsibility" I call it providing job security for debt collectors

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

We are all Sims in God's pool and he has taken away the ladder

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

The pituitary gland is the clitoris of the brain

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

My body waking up: why am I still on this barren earth

My brain that has seen a cobb-douglas function

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Growing up is realizing eating taco bell sober isn't all that good :/

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

@FloressJoey Once those mfs figure out asdf jkl; there's no stopping them

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

Due to inflation, the phrase "20 dollars is 20 dollars" has been increased to 25

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

If a man who won't shut the fuck up about fantasy football dates a woman who won't shut the fuck up about star charts they are either going to have the most loving and patient marriage on the planet or have a breakup that gets the cops called on them in a Dollar General

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

If testosterone is so good why is there no testostertwo

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

God stays in heaven because grimace lurks on earth

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

@hankgreen

[Tyler (parody)(satire) @krillimanjaro]

She has that 2008 ASCII emoticon pussy