Juice Wayne

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

I once told a girl Rumours by Fleetwood Mac was one of my favorite albums and she said it was one of hers as well. So why was I surprised when she left me for the same alcoholic dude a second time because she “just had to try”

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

“Sorry guys I can’t come out for Halloween tonight, I’ll be listening to Jonestown audio clips and drinking coors banquet while lying down in the shower in my jeans and shirt”

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

I’d like to formally apologize for being horny on main. We were fighting demons last night

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

where the hoes at?

[Casual MMA @CasualMMAinc]

30-27 is absolutely disgraceful

We should all stop watching this joke of a sport. Its completely rigged for Dagestanis #UFC304

[Heavyweight Thanos @FinalXNotices]

When we’re at the Tracy Cortez meet & greet and bro says “Remember when I paid your rent because you were broke?” Right in front of her

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

👁👄👁

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

. @triller -Well

So far I'm wishing I'd spent the night watching I LOVE LUCY episodes or hitting my hand w/a hammer

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

i think i should be allowed to physically assault any person at any time for any reason at my discretion without any consequences

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

Fucking dope experience watching the GOAT @SpiderAnderson fight tonight. Whatever happens, it’s a good Halloween now

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Probably still the best video I’ve ever seen

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Wendell Reese, M.Ed @CoachDiesel]

Jeff Bezos is turning into Dr. Octopus right before our very eyes.

[Mr "is this good" @posts_scarcity]

the longer you look at this image the more sanity points you lose

[CEO (Chief Executive Officer) @JOSIEDAISYY]

Idk who needs to hear this but start lying on your resume.

[Татьяна @hastabesasha]

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes???? Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes tf

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Okay I was wondering

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

me fighting my way through a depression spiral in the smoking area

[Juice Wayne @krionikus]

A dude in England I correspond with for work ended his email with “Great Presidential debate 😊”
Do I respond with “Nice Brexit Strategy 😊” or “You lost the right to talk about our politics in 1776 😊”