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@GC_Revolution @neha_laldas @nishikant_dubey @Kanchanyadav000 @UnreservedMERIT @PIBHomeAffairs @atsshow7 @ManuvadiBrijesh @MediaHarshVT @mktyaggi Chi

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Sorry Gen Z, meri Mummy bol rahi hai, Istifa GURUJI ne dilwaya hai.

Jai Guruji

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AMERICA IS RACIST. THEY ChOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT AND ASKED HIM TO STAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

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Har chamchi lowkey kadchi Banna chahti hai.

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To do list.

make a pros and cons list of "to do list. "

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Kachua itna famous hone ke baad bhi itna grounded hai.

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What is the point of using power and presentation to prove a point?

A PowerPoint presentation.

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Muslims do everything differently. Vo bani Hui chai me see doodh Pani Patti alag karke Peete hai.

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Got arrested by the Fashion Police.

Apparently wearing your boyfriend's heart on your sleeve is a crime.
He said it belonged to me.

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What is the fear of pronouncing this word called?

[Fact @Fact]

Kakorrhaphiophobia is a fear of failure.

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Plus it's really hard to hurt someone when you have a knife in your back.

Et tu brutus

[Fact @Fact]

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

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Introverts ki last wish yahi hoti hai ki unki funeral pe log na aaye.

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Bass jiss din mujhe samajh aa gya, what's my "cadence" and what is "cadence", and how to write and what to write and how to say and how to rework on it and how not to loose it, uss din sabka game khatam.

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I have the ability to bring out men's true emotions.
My boyfriend has only been crying ever since our relationship started.

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Mumbai me Shankar ne apne bete ka naam rakha Siddharth.
Gujrat me Ganesh or Karnal me kartikey huye udaas.

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There's tension in the house. Mother came and said Let's address the elephant in the room...

Aur fir vo jai ganesh jai ganesh jai ganesh deva Mata jaaki Parvati pita mahadeva gaane lagg gyi.

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I Pitch-in by Bitch-in to Fit-in.

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Why is mooli called rad-ish and not white-ish?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars