Kris Saunders

I do my best to be contradictory in every way.

[Kris Saunders @kris10_saunders]

When I'm not wondering about the vastness of the universe, I'm wondering who else wonders about the vastness of the universe.

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

more gay every day™️

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

Why don’t algorithms know im gay?

It��s always “if u like Call Me By Ur Name & Bound, watch other Italian things like this garlic bread biopic.”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has discovered. that they enjoy. lightly poking my cheek. i don’t know why that is. but i let it happen. because i see how happy. it makes them

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. when i can’t fall asleep. i’ll pull my stuffed fren sebastain closer. and think about. all the wondrous landscapes. i’ve yet to zoom across

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

I HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Kris Saunders @kris10_saunders]

I discovered Citrus yesterday. Be still my gay heart.

I always wanted well animated lesbians, but holy wow am I happy.

[Kris Saunders @kris10_saunders]

@TheWeirdWorld I read Harry Potter....

[logan 🍒 @deathlylogan]

yeah sex is cool but have u ever sat in ur room alone in the dark wondering how many of ur friends and family don't actually like u because of ur mental illness that pushes everyone away and makes u easily agitated and depressed all the time and there's nothing u can do about it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

after every snoozle. there is a stretchem. one cannot occur. without the other. i don’t make the rules

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

I have a consent cheat code

If ur unsure if she’s into it

ASK HER

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2017 (2017 - 2017)

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

fathers: you can't trust men. they only want one thing.
uncles: boys are trying to play you
cousins: you better not be dating those boys
brothers: they just want to get inside your pants.

girls: men are trash

men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IF YOU SPRINT INTO THE WOODS ON DECEMBER 31ST AT SUNDOWN YOU WILL FORGET THAT TIME EVER MATTERED TO YOU BY MIDNIGHT

KEEP RUNNING

YOU ARE FINALLY FREE

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have successfully removed. some of the tiny lights. from the house tree. i bet the human. has never seen. an indoor zoom. with such radiance

[Kris Saunders @kris10_saunders]

@Lazuliart Been there 😕