Kristen Dycus

Wife. Dog mom. Boy mom. EIU Alum. SPED Teacher.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

You don’t understand frustration until you get a mosquito bite on your knee cap. Can legit never get relief.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

My problem is I think my son needs every cute outfit I see. 😩

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Yessssss

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Gyro is such an underrated hungover food. The warm lamb juice against cool tzatziki provides for perfect balance. The toasted pita absorbing the body’s toxins. Easy to hold and enjoy. Start eating more gyros and you won’t be disappointed.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Football being back makes me too pumped. 1. For the love of the game and 2. Because that means it’s almost fall y’all. 🤗

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Hate that I jumped on Tik Tok so late bc the cleaning vids give me indescribable satisfaction I wish I had sooner.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Hope those race cars can handle the iconic potholes NASCAR.

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

Chicago’s streets are as iconic as our skyline and our reputation as a world-class sports city is indisputable. I am thrilled to welcome our partners @NASCAR for an event that will attract thousands of people to our great city. 🧵

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

@TheRHPolls @PhaedraParks @Andy @BravoTV PLEASEEEEE QUEEN.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

@barstoolcarl Hands don’t get cold, beer doesn’t get warm.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Memo to the 157 Republicans who voted against Marriage Equality today: GO FUCK YOURSELVES ♥️ @andy

[Katie Thurston @katiethurston]

If only closed minds came with closed mouths. 🏳️‍🌈 #Pride

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

@Andy please bring back @PhaedraParks to Atlanta. I need her on my screen again bc she’s already epic on girls trip.

[Tamra Judge @TamraJudgeOC]

The nastiest tweets come from the people who have “Be kind.”, “Don’t spread hate.” or some scripture in their bio. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jax Taylor @mrjaxtaylor]

Can’t get an abortion, can’t get tampons, can’t get baby formula, can’t get paid maternity leave, can’t have birth control covered as a preventative care. Should we just say “America” land of the free, really has a serious hate for women and children. 😔

[ken. @kenkhristine]

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Brought the Twitter back. Now fighting the urge to get TikTok for the first time. Summer break boredom is real.

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

The burnout is real 😩

[Joe Sanfelippo @Joe_Sanfelippo]

I published new episode:ILLINIOIS AWESOME, please check it out. https://t.co/8s0vgJqrrL

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Stupid decision. You’ll be missed in Chicago @ARizzo44

[Kristen Dycus @kris10dycus]

Do you just not want fans anymore Rickett’s?! @Cubs