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I always tweet about my cats sometimes

[kj @kris10ja]

We’re having a baby 🥲💙

[kj @kris10ja]

@taylorrr413 @alisha1h My hubs figured this out as soon as I told him about it! It’s def helps guide me in the right direction though. It’s so stressful protecting our babies from everything 😭

[kj @kris10ja]

@alisha1h The stress of being a mom makes me 🫠🫠🫠 if you’ve not yet download the yuka app. It’s the best! You can scan any barcode & it rates it for you & tells you what / if there are hazardous ingredients in them.

[kj @kris10ja]

@SamIzSoCoolLike It is 100000% okay to not love being pregnant— For the most part I hated it, didn’t mean I wasn’t thankful to be able to go through it. But that shit is HARD

[kj @kris10ja]

@Lex_keesee Makes me hotttttttt!!! “How’s he do with him all day??” Like what even lol

[kj @kris10ja]

You know what really strikes a nerve for me? When people ask if my husband is babysitting today.

[kj @kris10ja]

@Brandee_Barton It’s called the VAVA smart baby thermometer! It just sticks on them under their armpit. I love it!

[kj @kris10ja]

I don’t think I could’ve been a mom before technology. Brady is in bed with me, with a Bluetooth thermometer on and a sock that monitors his heart rate / O2… and I’m still a nervous wreck 😞🥲

[kj @kris10ja]

Both of which ALARM when something is wrong. I’m still like -___- watching him breathe

[kj @kris10ja]

@KaylieSalyers I will never walk in that place again. It’s horrible

[kj @kris10ja]

Going into a gas station alone as a woman is in my top 2 least favorite things to do iykyk

[Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0]

Marriage is sending your husband to the grocery store with a list, and then spending the whole time by your phone answering questions.

[kj @kris10ja]

I used to think it looked miserable running errands with a baby but I swear it’s my favorite activity. I love taking my little bestie everywhere 🥹

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

[kj @kris10ja]

@kshaeeee Thank you so much Kendra 🥺💛

[kj @kris10ja]

Postpartum is kicking my ass 🥲

[kj @kris10ja]

@Brandee_Barton

[kj @kris10ja]

@Brandee_Barton I also guessed the entire plot in the first minute lol

[kj @kris10ja]

The acting in this Purple Hearts movie is horrrrrible 😅

[kj @kris10ja]

Brady is in the 91st percentile for weight, 75th for height & 89th for head 😅 big ole boy

[kj @kris10ja]

@Brandee_Barton Brandee, she’s so beautiful 😭