Kris

the yapper 5000

[Kris @kris1am]

some of y’all don’t deserve freedom of speech

[Kris @kris1am]

how are y’all able to take a whole ass world tour in this economy?!?

[Kris @kris1am]

if my three yr old nephew can close my bedroom door all the way then why can’t my mom🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kris @kris1am]

WYM THE OPTOMETRIST OUT FOR THREE WEEKS I NEED A JOB NNEEOOWW

[Kris @kris1am]

watching other ppl’s paper toss will always be nostalgic 😔

[Kris @kris1am]

there’s no way yall are getting engaged at NINETEEN LIKE HUHHH

[Kris @kris1am]

@mrcoochieslayer which popeyes is this?!?

[ky ♌︎ @kuheyeruh]

nothing funny ab school rn

[Kris @kris1am]

now why tf do i still have hw during dead week…

[Kris @kris1am]

and at the end of the day the gf is always cooler

[Kris @kris1am]

@jasuminuu swagat is cheaper

[Kris @kris1am]

four exams this week and all of them determine if i’ll keep my major or not😆

[Kris @kris1am]

@mrcoochieslayer what’s happening?!?!

[Kris @kris1am]

there’s a special place in hell for whoever runs over the campus ducks.

[Kris @kris1am]

@ttiffanyypham u went?!? lucky😔

[Kris @kris1am]

college life is triple locking ur car but leaving the entire Apple ecosystem unwatched at the union

[Kris @kris1am]

@jasuminuu HUH?!?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“don’t you get tired of being alone?”

me being alone:

[Kris @kris1am]

@mrcoochieslayer scary