Kris Kay

All views are my own, which I have got from reading the sun newspaper.

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

When will the Christmas eating stop, help.

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

How I feel waking up today after 2 weeks eating and drinking too much...

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

That Sunday is over, tomorrow is Mon... No wait, Saturday.

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Water world is on. This is a defining moment in my life. Feels like only yesterday i was allowed to stay up 2 watch it.

Released: 1995!!

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Coming out of twitter retirement for the status I always get c*nted off for....

Merry Kristmas x

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Take a break from twitter I think.

[Nicola Hume @Nicola_Hume]

This......😂

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

@Marshy_89 lol wedges are never sexy girls, no man ever said go and dig the wedges out love go on.

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Man don't care

https://t.co/ICwQkEGIHn

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Going round my mums later for a rib of beef roast. That's a dream sunday.

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Lol oh so sunday is a "cheat day" is it mate?

What about the other 6, when you're jabbing steroids in your arse?

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Who's name is Harry Kane?
still gets me every time. All his muggy mates laughing 😂 @IanWright0 https://t.co/SexwpZfzSs

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Match of the day with a Sunday hangover. #sundaychill

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

@sophevster @max10mitch any danger of an address?

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

@max10mitch what's up with your phone gus? Get us in a cab when ur ready from the shell garage.

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

"@D8Mitch: @kris1kay @max10mitch I'm in charge of the gold VIP bands. That's kris's down the drain 👀"

Shame u weren't in charge of arsenal

[Kris Kay @kris1kay]

Lol geezer said "Who's name is Harry Kane??"

He's gonna wake up in a cold sweat tonight thinking about @hkane28 when the chisel wears off